"If you want something done, ask. If you want something done quickly, ask, and then begin counting down from ten with no explanation."
- Mahatma Gandhi "Unit be the side of darkeness"
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows." BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One Str-8 male Dom/Top; Honourable but not gullible; a Hero of the Megaverse.
"If you want something done, ask. If you want something done quickly, ask, and then begin counting down from ten with no explanation."
- Mahatma Gandhi "Unit be the side of darkeness"
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows." BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One Str-8 male Dom/Top; Honourable but not gullible; a Hero of the Megaverse.
Yeah, everytime I see a blazingly obvious moron walking the streets... I think, "score one for the creationists..." ~ DLDC Warwolf is right... you can sig that. ~ TGK I refuse to participate in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. ~ Me
Here lay the <insert number here> citizens of <Insert town/city here> may god have mercy uppon the living. For the dead have at least found peace.
You are all figments of my immagination. Clearly I am insane.
Proof God is dead.
Satan Won.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Abandon all hope, ye who yet live.
Well... At least I finally got what I allways wanted.
Nature at last strikes back against the depravity of man!
My other wife is a zombie.
My other car actualy has wheels. (On a burned out wreck)
Damn. My appartment is gone, but the cockroaches are still here.
Looks like mom was right afterall.
HA! I got the last laugh!
One way trip to hell.
I found a way out! (Written above the corpse of some one who commited suicide by blowing their brains out)
Here I rest my weary bones forever more. (Above the corpse of someone who died of injuries or some such)
Fred was here! <In red>
Fred was eaten by some demon after writing this. <In black>
I knew I should have stayed in bed.
Man, what a time to come back from vacation.
Join NEMA! See the Appocalypse!
Join NEMA! Meet interesting and new things that want to eat you! And then kill them.
Ah well, at least I dont have to worry about having to go to school anymore.
Here Kitty Kitty!
Have you seen Muffy?
Muffy was delicious. So are you! <At a cannibal ambush point>
I'll stop here but I'm pretty sure I could come up with a ton more. Chaos Earth is just soooo ripe for grafiti of all sorts. I can also come in all sorts of colours and types. From spraypaint to blood, to... god knows what that stuff is.
"Freedom is the recognition that no single person, no single authority or government has a monopoly on the truth, but that every individual life is infinitely precious, that every one of us put on this world has been put there for a reason and has something to offer." Megaversal Ambassador Coordinator My GoFund Me - Help Me Walk Again
Kesslan wrote:Here lay the <insert number here> citizens of <Insert town/city here> may god have mercy uppon the living. For the dead have at least found peace.
At least until the necromancers come to town.
Kesslan wrote:My other wife is a zombie.
Where at? Salt Lake City?
Yeah, everytime I see a blazingly obvious moron walking the streets... I think, "score one for the creationists..." ~ DLDC Warwolf is right... you can sig that. ~ TGK I refuse to participate in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. ~ Me
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"You WILL believe that all people have an inherent right to follow their own path to enlightenment in the spiritual manner of their choice or we will burn you at the stake!!!"~Slag
hahaha NXLA for the win.-- Galactus Kid x2
Bah. Immortality and marriage are just 2 things that should never mix. Any kind of prolongued lifespan shouldn't be burdened with monogamy.- Alejandro
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
Yeah, everytime I see a blazingly obvious moron walking the streets... I think, "score one for the creationists..." ~ DLDC Warwolf is right... you can sig that. ~ TGK I refuse to participate in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. ~ Me
(on civic center doors) "All Events Cancelled By Doomsday. Apologies for the Inconvenience."
"I take back what I said about the Military Industrial-Complex. NUKE the aliens!"
"Where's the Fellowship when we really need it?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Dimension Under Reconstruction, Thank You For Your Screams Of Torment.
This Way To Madness (scrawled arrows pointing in all directions).
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows." BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One Str-8 male Dom/Top; Honourable but not gullible; a Hero of the Megaverse.
Lo' tho I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear EVERYTHING!
"You WILL believe that all people have an inherent right to follow their own path to enlightenment in the spiritual manner of their choice or we will burn you at the stake!!!"~Slag
hahaha NXLA for the win.-- Galactus Kid x2
Bah. Immortality and marriage are just 2 things that should never mix. Any kind of prolongued lifespan shouldn't be burdened with monogamy.- Alejandro
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
If a zombie is smiling and looking at you, you will be it's meal soon
remember to use old people as bait
Ravenwing wrote:"Killing Dbee's isn't murder, they aren't human, it's pest control!"
Zardoz wrote:You have been raised up from Brutality, to kill the Brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your God gave you the gift of the Gun. The Gun is good!
All right who said "Its not like the worlds going to end"?
"You WILL believe that all people have an inherent right to follow their own path to enlightenment in the spiritual manner of their choice or we will burn you at the stake!!!"~Slag
hahaha NXLA for the win.-- Galactus Kid x2
Bah. Immortality and marriage are just 2 things that should never mix. Any kind of prolongued lifespan shouldn't be burdened with monogamy.- Alejandro
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
A relatively common one these days, but relevant nonetheless:
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.
Yeah, everytime I see a blazingly obvious moron walking the streets... I think, "score one for the creationists..." ~ DLDC Warwolf is right... you can sig that. ~ TGK I refuse to participate in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. ~ Me
I saw a real elven woman today , and she tasted alittle like chickern.
I wish i was in space
Ravenwing wrote:"Killing Dbee's isn't murder, they aren't human, it's pest control!"
Zardoz wrote:You have been raised up from Brutality, to kill the Brutals who multiply, and are legion. To this end, Zardoz your God gave you the gift of the Gun. The Gun is good!
So this is what happens when you masterbate to much
"You WILL believe that all people have an inherent right to follow their own path to enlightenment in the spiritual manner of their choice or we will burn you at the stake!!!"~Slag
hahaha NXLA for the win.-- Galactus Kid x2
Bah. Immortality and marriage are just 2 things that should never mix. Any kind of prolongued lifespan shouldn't be burdened with monogamy.- Alejandro
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
Excuse any minor errors here (it's been a while since I read it), but Dickens seems strangely appropriate for a doomed NEMA soldier:
'Tis a far, far better thing I do, than any I have done before.
'Tis a far, far better rest I go to, than any I have ever known.
Yeah, everytime I see a blazingly obvious moron walking the streets... I think, "score one for the creationists..." ~ DLDC Warwolf is right... you can sig that. ~ TGK I refuse to participate in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. ~ Me
PALLADIUM BOOKS PREDICTED THIS BACK IN 1990! WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN?!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Heaven or Hell? It matters not, your still doomed.
What next? Cockroaches playing chess?
The new world comes!
Well.. at least it cant get any worse.
Everything is fine!Everything is fine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!Everythingisfine!
Wow, the world looks so pretty when it's burning.
It was the mop! THey brough the end of time! The end of all things! They finally won the war! No one would listen to me though, when I warned them of the mops. Allways standing there.. mocking you...
We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto... Toto? [followed by] I ate Toto! [scrawled in blood and entrails]
What good is a paddle when a demon tears your arms off?
Put your head between your legs and kiss your sorry *** goodbye!
We're sorry, God is out of the office at this time, if you would like to leave a message... [the rest of the message is obscure by the following] you're s*** out of luck!
Yeah, everytime I see a blazingly obvious moron walking the streets... I think, "score one for the creationists..." ~ DLDC Warwolf is right... you can sig that. ~ TGK I refuse to participate in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. ~ Me
Guns empty, armor shot full of holes, but I still have beer, lets rock.
It would be a good time to show up about now Jesus.
Lets get to the repopulate'n!
Last bathroom before Hell.
My gun tastes good.
I'll think of more later.
If I weren't a snob, I'd be unworthy of being French. -Svartalf "The death penalty may make the State a murderer, but the penal system makes the State into a gay dungeonmaster." -attributed to Jesse Jackson
"Oh great, now all we need are super-hero zombies....."
"Who invited the humans to the buffet?"
"Out of dimension, back later."
"This is what happens when you watch ShowGirls too many times in one sitting...."
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows." BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One Str-8 male Dom/Top; Honourable but not gullible; a Hero of the Megaverse.
BookWyrm wrote:"This is what happens when you watch ShowGirls too many times in one sitting...."
I thought that was hairy palms and blindness?
Guess it all depends on what your definition of "watching" is
I've had situations like that. I remember the opening act of Mulan Ruge(SP) and the closing act. I don't remember the other acts.
"Having met a few brits over here i wonder about them. The Military ones I met through my dad as a kid seem to be the most ruthless men on the planet..." -Steve Hobbs
I was going to put Eyes Wide Shut in place of ShowGirls, but the latter seemed funnier.....
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows." BookWyrm aka The Horn'd One Str-8 male Dom/Top; Honourable but not gullible; a Hero of the Megaverse.
A group of NEMA survivors come across a corpse. The body is wearing various religious items. Clutched in his hands are rosemary beads and a cardboard sign that reads: "We are Gods orphaned Children"
"Freedom is the recognition that no single person, no single authority or government has a monopoly on the truth, but that every individual life is infinitely precious, that every one of us put on this world has been put there for a reason and has something to offer." Megaversal Ambassador Coordinator My GoFund Me - Help Me Walk Again
The Deific NMI wrote:A group of NEMA survivors come across a corpse. The body is wearing various religious items. Clutched in his hands are rosemary beads and a cardboard sign that reads: "We are Gods orphaned Children"