Greatest Game Quotes

[Adam of the Old Kingdom]

while on a mission in Russia we where aranging to meet our contact arranged near Lenin's tomb.
Agent Mothra "but wasn't Lennon Killed in New York?"

[Rpgpunk]

If ya wanna post stuff about Rifts Post it in the Rifts forum please.

[Rpgpunk]

If ya wanna post stuff about Rifts Post it in the Rifts forum please.

Thing was I posted my favorite PFRPG quotes in the rifts forum already, that's why i was moving this thread here. I just thought I'd share some stuff to get it started and I thought they were amusing enough to put here...

Then post some quotes from your PF game.

[Warmaster40k]

this was from a session i ran a month ago

my players have just encountered a Horror in some ruins apparently some summoner summned it hopping to learn a power circle. did not happen in fact most of his party was wiped out

any way they go in to the room and they see the circle that summoned it and were getting thier butts kicked by the monster and then the creature started to regenerate. shocked they thought its regenerative powers came from the circel
Idiot one " ok i think this circle is healing him, is it?"
GM "well do u have lore magic or monster"
Idiot one "umm no"
GM "your a mage right"
Idiot one "Yeah mystic"
GM "k yeah sure u think its healing him"
Idiot one "K I telekenetic Puch it"
GM " ok your break the circle whiptee doo now make you saveing throw for the punch"
Idiot one " i failed"
GM " you take 3 points of damage and ohh yeah the monsters wounds begin to close"
Idiot One " ahhh what, but i broke the circle"
GM " so"

[Warmaster40k]

such a shame that i am the only one to post a qoute i think i deserve a treat
hmmm salt water taffy

[Veknironth]

Well, my favorite quote from that Fantasy game KS ran was not the one that Malefic has in his sig. There was some power that we were trying to clarify and KS didn't agree with how it was written. So, I asked out loud, "Who the hell wrote that rule?" I can't remember if KS laughed or not.

-Vek
"That game had all sorts of good quotes I Can't remember."

[Svartalf]

If ya wanna post stuff about Rifts Post it in the Rifts forum please.

Hey Mac, use your brains... if there is still a Moskva with Lenin's tomb in it... you can bet you privates it ain't in Rifts, I'd say either N&SS or HU... less likely, BtS

PS too bad I can't think of any newsworthy PF quote from the game I'm in

[debbin]

"i dont remember cheating" said by a player that was caught cheating on stat and hp rolls.


"if you cant take the healing dont take the wounds" that was followed by a sound punch to the head as the healing was administered.

[Rayven]

I hide behind the demon.

This said when I sent my players to Hell on recon. The elf decided he didn't want to die, and hid behind the creature he was supposed to be killing.

[J. Lionheart]

I'm rather fond of "Oh, shut up and die." said moments before decapitating a foe in combat who kept on ranting about his invincibility.

[Svartalf]

I had a friend playing a wolfen and got in a little brawl.

I pick up the gnome and I start beating people upside the head with him.

That one is a classic ... in a D&D campaign, there was that hulking guy whose favorite implement of mayhem was the kobchuks (just like what it sounds, seize a kobold and use it as a pair of nunchuks, only it has 4 handles instead of just two)

[J. Lionheart]

You brought down a bunch of horses with riders and barding on them using an ice slick, and they were all fine to get up and walk back to town? Hmm... horse going down in that situation=glue in many many cases. Ah well, sounds like a fun scholarly expedition.

[Rimmer]

Me as GM, tells Paladin PC, that he has just tripped off a booby trap, and a 16 tonne weight is no falling on him, what do you do ?

"Duck !"

Ten years later has still not lived it down.

[Svartalf]

I have a new best quote.

Palladin: But how do you know your eyes were stabbed out.

Soldier: I WAS THERE!

say... what did tha paladin have for breakfast? a pint of moonshine?