Robotech Blooper Reels
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Alright...whose bright idea was it to do all the REF ships in black and white dazzle paint scheme? What do you think we're fighting, space U-boats?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:"Alright...whose bright idea was it to do all the REF ships in black and white dazzle paint scheme? What do you think we're fighting, space U-boats?"
"Camouflage, Sir?"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Alright...whose bright idea was it to do all the REF ships in black and white dazzle paint scheme? What do you think we're fighting, space U-boats?"
"Camouflage, Sir?"
Meanwhile....
lt. Capt. Wolf Frakken of the UX-01 was too busy laughing himself silly to actually make a shot at the ridiculously-color-schemed starships he found passing near his patrol area....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Alright...whose bright idea was it to do all the REF ships in black and white dazzle paint scheme? What do you think we're fighting, space U-boats?"
"Camouflage, Sir?"
Meanwhile....
lt. Capt. Wolf Frakken of the UX-01 was too busy laughing himself silly to actually make a shot at the ridiculously-color-schemed starships he found passing near his patrol area....
(An ominous sounding PING! reverberates throughout the Hull...)
LT. Capt. Wolf Frakken:
"I zhink zhey found us, Kapitan!"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Arnie100 wrote:
(An ominous sounding PING! reverberates throughout the Hull...)
LT. Capt. Wolf Frakken:
"I zhink zhey found us, Kapitan!"
,,,but it turned out to be the 37th, lost again, sideswiping them.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:
(An ominous sounding PING! reverberates throughout the Hull...)
LT. Capt. Wolf Frakken:
"I zhink zhey found us, Kapitan!"
,,,but it turned out to be the 37th, lost again, sideswiping them.
"What did we just hit?!"
"I don't know...let's just get out of here!"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:
(An ominous sounding PING! reverberates throughout the Hull...)
LT. Capt. Wolf Frakken:
"I zhink zhey found us, Kapitan!"
,,,but it turned out to be the 37[sup]th[/sup], lost again, sideswiping them.
"What did we just hit?!"
"I don't know...let's just get out of here!"
Reges: "Odd, I don't remember having any sub shaped bath toys."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:
(An ominous sounding PING! reverberates throughout the Hull...)
LT. Capt. Wolf Frakken:
"I zhink zhey found us, Kapitan!"
,,,but it turned out to be the 37[sup]th[/sup], lost again, sideswiping them.
"What did we just hit?!"
"I don't know...let's just get out of here!"
Reges: "Odd, I don't remember having any sub shaped bath toys."
Ariel and Sera: "MOM! TMI!"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Well, the Regent had a more impressive collection of float-toys in his hot tub....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Captain Morgan: (Stepping away from the parascope, having just seen the Regent naked) "Well, Number One, you've got the conn. If anyone asks, I'll be in my quarters, gouging my eyes out."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:Captain Morgan: (Stepping away from the parascope, having just seen the Regent naked) "Well, Number One, you've got the conn. If anyone asks, I'll be in my quarters, gouging my eyes out."
"Isn't TWO eyepatches taking the whole pirate thing a bit too far?"
"It's my inner eyes I'm trying to get blind drunk."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"What was Capt. Morgan doing looking at a naked Regent?!"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Regent's taking a long relaxing soak in his tub, and idly reaches out to grab a bath toy to squeeze away some stress-
"GULK--!"
The Regent looks at the rather boneless-looking black haired human in his grasp while his tired brain sluggishly puts the numbers together...
"EDWARDS!!! QUIT LEAVING YOUR STUFF ALL OVER MY PLACE!!!!"
"GULK--!"
The Regent looks at the rather boneless-looking black haired human in his grasp while his tired brain sluggishly puts the numbers together...
"EDWARDS!!! QUIT LEAVING YOUR STUFF ALL OVER MY PLACE!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"GREAT SCOTT!"
(An Alpha Fighter gets bombarded with toilet paper rolls.)
Scott Bernard: "I wish they'd quit doing that."
(An Alpha Fighter gets bombarded with toilet paper rolls.)
Scott Bernard: "I wish they'd quit doing that."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:"GREAT SCOTT!"
(An Alpha Fighter gets bombarded with toilet paper rolls.)
Scott Bernard: "I wish they'd quit doing that."
Rand: "Wait til curling season..."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Annie: "Okay, kids, bedtime! Don't make me get out the flame-thrower! Yes?"
Invid: "Will you check under our beds to make sure Scott Bernard isn't hiding there?"
Annie: "Aaawww...is the wittle Invid afwaid of the big, bad resistance fighter?"
Invid: "Uh huh."
Annie: "GOOD. Maybe you'll all behave while I have a good time with Corgie-Poo! Nighty-nite!"
Invid:
Corgie-Poo: "Protoculture...pleasepleasepleasesaveme..."
Must admit every time i read Corgie-Poo, what comes to mind is:
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SolCannibal wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Annie: "Okay, kids, bedtime! Don't make me get out the flame-thrower! Yes?"
Invid: "Will you check under our beds to make sure Scott Bernard isn't hiding there?"
Annie: "Aaawww...is the wittle Invid afwaid of the big, bad resistance fighter?"
Invid: "Uh huh."
Annie: "GOOD. Maybe you'll all behave while I have a good time with Corgie-Poo! Nighty-nite!"
Invid:
Corgie-Poo: "Protoculture...pleasepleasepleasesaveme..."
Must admit every time i read Corgie-Poo, what comes to mind is:
Regis: "Corg! I've finally found your new form!
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:[
Regis: "Corg! I've finally found your new form!
"I'm sorry, 'Mister Corg', you look nothing like your passport photo..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Rook: "Annie! Just because you saw it on RWBY doesn't mean you can actually stuff a corgi in a mailing tube!!!"
Corg: "Arf! Arf!" (Translation: Please kill me)
Corg: "Arf! Arf!" (Translation: Please kill me)
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Blooper Studios Security Guard: "Damn it...every time the Regis evolves or DE-volves MIster Corg, we have to reset his biometric security pass data! Doesn't that woman realize that yoyo'ing people's specs like that has CONSEQUENCES?"
Guard 2: "So...you gonna tell her to stop?"
Guard 1: "HELL no. That's what producers are for. Dealing with diva rants and outrages. OH DAMN IT, speak of the devil, check security scanner 7! Looks like Miss Annie's trying t smuggle Corg out again in a poster tube!"
Guard 2: "Want me on it, sir?"
Guard 1: "Yeah...at least remind her to put air holes in it, preferably BEFORE the ASPCA gets the wrong idea and sends us another complaint."
Guard 2: "Last time we sent them evidence that it was Corg, As I recall, their response was to send us a fully charged cattleprod."
Guard 2: "So...you gonna tell her to stop?"
Guard 1: "HELL no. That's what producers are for. Dealing with diva rants and outrages. OH DAMN IT, speak of the devil, check security scanner 7! Looks like Miss Annie's trying t smuggle Corg out again in a poster tube!"
Guard 2: "Want me on it, sir?"
Guard 1: "Yeah...at least remind her to put air holes in it, preferably BEFORE the ASPCA gets the wrong idea and sends us another complaint."
Guard 2: "Last time we sent them evidence that it was Corg, As I recall, their response was to send us a fully charged cattleprod."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
How to Tell When Lang has had a Few Too Many.
He enhances the girls Halloween costumes with Protoculture... AGAIN!!!
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
How to Tell When Lang has had a Few Too Many.
Three words... SONG ACTIVATED SUPERWEAPONS!
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:How to Tell When Lang has had a Few Too Many.
Three words... SONG ACTIVATED SUPERWEAPONS!
"It looked like a good strategy to enhance guerilla cells disguised as bands at the time..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Minmei with Villkiss, be afraid, be VERY afraid.
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:Minmei with Villkiss, be afraid, be VERY afraid.
Not of the movie is "SNAKES IN VERITECHS".
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Minmei with Villkiss, be afraid, be VERY afraid.
Not of the movie is "SNAKES IN VERITECHS".
Snakes: "Slither you fools! Palladium hired Samuel L. Jackson!!!"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Minmei wants to be a story where she's a veritech pilot?"
"Yep."
"So, it's a fantasy movie, right?"
*Actually, one of the early fan magazines for anime and specifically Robotech...it may have been an early edition of Protoculture Addicts, before it went big-format and general anime coverage...actually featured a fan-drawn trope-recycler comic depicting the dogfighting over Macross Island...the lead character, a woman combat pilot, is a spitting image of Minmei. After her wingman and lover, obviously a darker-haired Roy Fokker stand-in, gets killed, she quits the force(or at least the flight line), having effectively redshirted him by trying to tell him she was pregnant by him.
"Yep."
"So, it's a fantasy movie, right?"
*Actually, one of the early fan magazines for anime and specifically Robotech...it may have been an early edition of Protoculture Addicts, before it went big-format and general anime coverage...actually featured a fan-drawn trope-recycler comic depicting the dogfighting over Macross Island...the lead character, a woman combat pilot, is a spitting image of Minmei. After her wingman and lover, obviously a darker-haired Roy Fokker stand-in, gets killed, she quits the force(or at least the flight line), having effectively redshirted him by trying to tell him she was pregnant by him.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
A VF-1 roars off the catapult with Minmei at the controls... and promptly crashes into the city below.
"Did anyone find out if Minmei knew how to fly!?!"
Charon: (Looking at the wrecked Veritech in his new hot tub) "OH COME ON!"
"Did anyone find out if Minmei knew how to fly!?!"
Charon: (Looking at the wrecked Veritech in his new hot tub) "OH COME ON!"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Folks...the catapult sling is supposed to LET GO of the aircraft at the end of its run."
"...oops...."
"...oops...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Admiral Hayes: "Lisa, I don't want you to go back the For..."
Minmei's VF smears him all over the landscape.
"Yeah ... I think the catapult still needs adjustment."
#SPLAT!!!#
Minmei's VF smears him all over the landscape.
"Yeah ... I think the catapult still needs adjustment."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Lynn Kyle: "I hate the military! My cousin joined the military! I'M SO CONFLICTED!!!!!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:Lynn Kyle: "I hate the military! My cousin joined the military! I'M SO CONFLICTED!!!!!!!!"
Minmei: (Posing in her UEDF uniform) "What can I say? I make this look gooood."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
(Breetai leaps off the catwalk to piledrive Ben Dixon's VF-)
#SLAM#
CRACK!
THUD!
"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Ben: "Woh dude! You okay?!"
Breeta: " :,,,,broke both my ankles.....owwwwww........"
"MEDIC!!!!"
#SLAM#
CRACK!
THUD!
"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Ben: "Woh dude! You okay?!"
Breeta: " :,,,,broke both my ankles.....owwwwww........"
"MEDIC!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:(Breetai leaps off the catwalk to piledrive Ben Dixon's VF-)
#SLAM#
CRACK!
THUD!
"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Ben: "Woh dude! You okay?!"
Breetai: ":,,,,broke both my ankles.....owwwwww........"
"MEDIC!!!!"
A large flatbed backs up...
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Ben: "THAT'S A GURNEY!?!"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:[
Ben: "THAT'S A GURNEY!?!"
"What, you think we use camera angle foreshortening to film the Zentraedi scenes?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Our next contestant... MISS LYNN MINMEI!!!"
Swimsuit clad Minmei steps into a puddle on the catwalk...
Sammie: "Oops! How'd that high voltage line get there?"
Swimsuit clad Minmei steps into a puddle on the catwalk...
#50,000 GIGAWATTS OF RAW NAKED POWER!#
Sammie: "Oops! How'd that high voltage line get there?"
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:"Our next contestant... MISS LYNN MINMEI!!!"
Swimsuit clad Minmei steps into a puddle on the catwalk...#50,000 GIGAWATTS OF RAW NAKED POWER!#
Sammie: "Oops! How'd that high voltage line get there?"
"She's not currently dating anyone...or planning to date anyone...Advanced Tirolian Dating Rules do NOT apply."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
You guys still got it!
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
If we can only remember what 'it' is....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:If we can only remember what 'it' is....
And which antibiotics to use for it.
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:If we can only remember what 'it' is....
And which antibiotics to use for it.
I worry when the doctor comes back in to the room wheeling an acetylene torch and pulling on heavy gloves...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:If we can only remember what 'it' is....
And which antibiotics to use for it.
I worry when the doctor comes back in to the room wheeling an acetylene torch and pulling on heavy gloves...
Don't remind me. I just got back from cancer surgery.
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:[
Don't remind me. I just got back from cancer surgery.
Then I'll celebrate your survival this holiday.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Mission Log: Lt. Scott Bernard reporting. Progress towards Reflex Point slow. Got temporarily lost during detour through Rocky Mountains. Rations were low and we were forced to eat our forager-scout. There was not much rejoicing, though our Biotechnician did go back for seconds. Progress has picked up as the mission has gotten back on track."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
VOTE MINMEI FOR UEsG PRESIDENT!
IF OPRAH CAN DO IT, SO CAN I!
Moran: "I'm boned..."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Perhaps, sir, taking up the Chinese offer of dirt on Minmei was an unwise move..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
"Sir! I've gotten you a celebrity endorsement!"
David Duke: "Vote Moran for UEsG President! It's what God would want..."
Moran: "You really want that transfer to IceGuard, don't you..."
David Duke: "Vote Moran for UEsG President! It's what God would want..."
Moran: "You really want that transfer to IceGuard, don't you..."
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
SRoss wrote:"Sir! I've gotten you a celebrity endorsement!"
David Duke: "Vote Moran for UEsG President! It's what God would want..."
Moran: "You really want that transfer to IceGuard, don't you..."
Major Jones: "You know what we call political machine exiles up here? Polar bear bait."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Ummm.....anyone seen minmai?
Polar bear (with tooth pick):nope.
(Howdy. Been awhile)
Polar bear (with tooth pick):nope.
(Howdy. Been awhile)
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
batlchip wrote:"Ummm.....anyone seen Minmei?"
Polar bear (with tooth pick): "Nope."
(Howdy. Been awhile)
At that moment, the Polar Bear's gut gets sliced open from the inside.
Minmei: (Climbing out of the bear) "Now, about my new tax plan."