SRoss wrote:[
The one wearing the gas mask tugs on Taalismn's jacket...
"Are you my mommy?"
That makes me really grateful I have UNIT on speed-dial...
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SRoss wrote:[
The one wearing the gas mask tugs on Taalismn's jacket...
"Are you my mommy?"
taalismn wrote:Charon's an immortal transit worker....he's stuck with the job for eternity.
Really, the problem he has is with so many people going BACK, that it fouls up his schedule....
SRoss wrote:Jones: "So where are the rest of the MCH #69 students?"
Federoff: "Drakraven took them on a missi err, field trip to Remnant."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Jones: "So where are the rest of the MCH #69 students?"
Federoff: "Drakraven took them on a missi err, field trip to Remnant."
"There are going to be two groups of students on this trip; the cannonfodder and the ones I'm going to be coming back with."
wyrmraker wrote:taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Jones: "So where are the rest of the MCH #69 students?"
Federoff: "Drakraven took them on a missi err, field trip to Remnant."
"There are going to be two groups of students on this trip; the cannonfodder and the ones I'm going to be coming back with."
Darkraven looked over the colection of young, bright, eager faces. All three of them. Then his gaze scanned across the rest of the misfits, degenerates, and psychopaths. All thirty-four of them.
Smiling slightly, he shouted, "Okay, class! Who's ready to go out there and get slaughtered?!"
taalismn wrote:The bright, fresh, eager faces....they have no idea what's in store for them, right?
Good...
The naivete, it anesthetizes against the shock...
wyrmraker wrote:taalismn wrote:The bright, fresh, eager faces....they have no idea what's in store for them, right?
Good...
The naivete, it anesthetizes against the shock...
Well, this IS MCHS#69. The three bright, fresh, eager faces are probably the most vicious, horrifying, dirty fighters in the school. And enrolled there at gunpoint by their local authorities.
taalismn wrote:wyrmraker wrote:taalismn wrote:The bright, fresh, eager faces....they have no idea what's in store for them, right?
Good...
The naivete, it anesthetizes against the shock...
Well, this IS MCHS#69. The three bright, fresh, eager faces are probably the most vicious, horrifying, dirty fighters in the school. And enrolled there at gunpoint by their local authorities.
"But their straitjackets were so CLEAN!"
"The muzzle-masks should have tipped you off something was 'off' about them."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:wyrmraker wrote:taalismn wrote:The bright, fresh, eager faces....they have no idea what's in store for them, right?
Good...
The naivete, it anesthetizes against the shock...
Well, this IS MCHS#69. The three bright, fresh, eager faces are probably the most vicious, horrifying, dirty fighters in the school. And enrolled there at gunpoint by their local authorities.
"But their straitjackets were so CLEAN!"
"The muzzle-masks should have tipped you off something was 'off' about them."
The one wearing the gas mask tugs on Taalismn's jacket...
"Are you my mommy?"
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:[
The one wearing the gas mask tugs on Taalismn's jacket...
"Are you my mommy?"
That makes me really grateful I have UNIT on speed-dial...
Arnie100 wrote:The Doctor: "So not doing this one."
Rose: "Oh; come ON...it'll be FUN."
The Doctor: "NOOO. They're worse then spoiled brats!"
Rose: "Well...at least they're not the kids from MCHS #69."
The Doctor: "I'll just call Jack and have him and the Torchwood guys handle it."
taalismn wrote:"So, basically here, the Earth got a dimensional gate in the middle of Tokyo, achieved first contact of sorts, and the UN essentially let Japan handle it as an INTERNAL AFFAIR?! And the Americans, with several decades of combat experience and force projection, are essentially playing the idiot ball, with a president who's a nasty temper-tantrum-throwing political gargoyle? And the Chinese haven't steamrolled the Japanese for access? And the Russians haven't even tried to smuggle a nuke in to close the thing? "
"That's about it, sir."
"So, do we really want to burst the Japanese government's bubble on this?"
(POV pulls back to show an advanced military base teeming with UEsG personnel, and contingents of GNE, Shemarrians, SGC, and Concordiat troops all going about their business, all centered around a large dimensional Gate in the base's center. POV pulls back even further to show that this base in on the other side of a planet from a much-smaller star-shaped modern encampment atop a sacred hill)
"It's tempting, sir...real tempting."
(yeah, I've been reading Gate...)
taalismn wrote:"So, basically here, the Earth got a dimensional gate in the middle of Tokyo, achieved first contact of sorts, and the UN essentially let Japan handle it as an INTERNAL AFFAIR?! And the Americans, with several decades of combat experience and force projection, are essentially playing the idiot ball, with a president who's a nasty temper-tantrum-throwing political gargoyle? And the Chinese haven't steamrolled the Japanese for access? And the Russians haven't even tried to smuggle a nuke in to close the thing? "
"That's about it, sir."
"So, do we really want to burst the Japanese government's bubble on this?"
(POV pulls back to show an advanced military base teeming with UEsG personnel, and contingents of GNE, Shemarrians, SGC, and Concordiat troops all going about their business, all centered around a large dimensional Gate in the base's center. POV pulls back even further to show that this base in on the other side of a planet from a much-smaller star-shaped modern encampment atop a sacred hill)
"It's tempting, sir...real tempting."
(yeah, I've been reading Gate...)
SRoss wrote:Moran: "So what part of of making diplomatic contact involves knee-capping an Imperial prince."
Nova: (Holstering her sidearm) "The part that makes me feel good."
Arnie100 wrote:"Well...at least she hasn't outright killed him."
"Not yet."
Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "Nooo...I'm just gonna shove it up his...you know."
Chronicler wrote:taalismn wrote:"So, basically here, the Earth got a dimensional gate in the middle of Tokyo, achieved first contact of sorts, and the UN essentially let Japan handle it as an INTERNAL AFFAIR?! And the Americans, with several decades of combat experience and force projection, are essentially playing the idiot ball, with a president who's a nasty temper-tantrum-throwing political gargoyle? And the Chinese haven't steamrolled the Japanese for access? And the Russians haven't even tried to smuggle a nuke in to close the thing? "
"That's about it, sir."
"So, do we really want to burst the Japanese government's bubble on this?"
(POV pulls back to show an advanced military base teeming with UEsG personnel, and contingents of GNE, Shemarrians, SGC, and Concordiat troops all going about their business, all centered around a large dimensional Gate in the base's center. POV pulls back even further to show that this base in on the other side of a planet from a much-smaller star-shaped modern encampment atop a sacred hill)
"It's tempting, sir...real tempting."
(yeah, I've been reading Gate...)
Lt.: "Yeah cause heaven forbid any other country besides Japan get to have a dimensional gate."
Marine: "We already sent Nova on diplomatic leave to deliver the news."
Lt.: "And chalk that up to another dream she crushes. Alright boys and girls time to make bets on when the sh*t hits the fan."
Marine: "$100 on 30 seconds flat."
SRoss wrote:Moran: "So what part of of making diplomatic contact involves knee-capping an Imperial prince."
Nova: (Holstering her sidearm) "The part that makes me feel good."
Chronicler wrote:SRoss wrote:Moran: "So what part of of making diplomatic contact involves knee-capping an Imperial prince."
Nova: (Holstering her sidearm) "The part that makes me feel good."
Lt.: "20 seconds, Josephina wins the pot."
All but one of the Platoon leave angrily.
Marine: "Third time this week she's won."
Arnie100 wrote:"Well...at least she hasn't outright killed him."
"Not yet."
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:"Well...at least she hasn't outright killed him."
"Not yet."
Nova: (Pulling out her stun baton) "While I have your attention, I'd like to demonstrate a few enhanced interrogation techniques."
Tyrule: (Standing between Nova and the prince) "Please don't play find the battery with the Prince."
Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "Nooo...I'm just gonna shove it up his...you know."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "Nooo...I'm just gonna shove it up his...you know."
"Satori! Shoving it up his nostril isn't going to do any good! It's not like he has a brain in that skull to be affected!"
"...I thought we were trying to be diplomatic here."
"It's been said that a civilized man can be much more insulting than a barbarian because he doesn't have to worry about having his skull split."
"Princey there looks like he wants to split our skulls for insulting him."
"The Chinese have a saying that amounts to if you're going to be hanged for being late, you may as well be hanged for rebellion. WE may as well step it up to full on assault."
"My, you're just full of wisdom today!"
"He's playing to the audience."(thumbs at the watching emperor and princess)
(Meanwhile Nova's just removed the obstacle of an insane slavegirl with a casual pressure-point punch and is chasing a backcrawling prince across the throneroom floor)
taalismn wrote:Dana Sterling: (watching as part of Nova's 'knight' escort as the peace talks are quickly circling the drain) "You know things have taken a bad turn when NOVA's the one who blows her cool without my provocation."
Angelo Dante: "...and I really wanted to be the one to hit him."
Dana: "You get the rest of the toga brigade."
Angelo: "Thanks- oh damn, Bowie's...it's the Black Lions and the coffee throw all over again...."
taalismn wrote:"And this is where we are shown that dragons, unless they are of the equal-to-or-greater-than-human-intelligence variety and possess the commonsense to RUN AWAY, are, when put up against anything greater than a Mark XV Bolo, essentially SKEET."
"..I'm rather impressed by the fact that they didn't climb up and over the crater walls, but simply blasted a way THROUGH. Kinda tough on the landscape, though."
"That's Bolos for you; they possess a very good sense of the dramatic."
"ALL HAIL BOB, APOSTLE OF DINOCHROME!"
<"Bob, might want to do some damage control before you start a religion.">
"Oh really? Got any ideas how to do that, because I'm pumping a dry well there."
Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."
Rory: "Hardy hates men, but Bob is a Bolo, so it doesn't count."
Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."
taalismn wrote:"You know, for a pacifist, Bowie's got a mean head-butt...."
taalismn wrote:
Dana: "You folks might want to give in, before we unleash the BIG dogs."
Arnie100 wrote::shock: "THAT. WAS. SO. WRONG."
taalismn wrote:Giselle: "And just WHO are you supposed to be?"
"Bob, Apostle of Dinochrome."
Giselle: "Oh really? And who is this 'Dinochrome'?"
--*RUMBLE*---
"More firepower than you can handle."
(as three giant treaded fortress-shapes loom out of the darkness)
Giselle: " "
Crow: "Bigger rods of steel?"
Apostle Bob: "Hellbore Jets of Plasma."
Arnie100 wrote:(Down below...)
Charon: (With a bowl of popcorn) "Oh, this should be GOOD."
taalismn wrote:"And this is where we are shown that dragons, unless they are of the equal-to-or-greater-than-human-intelligence variety and possess the commonsense to RUN AWAY, are, when put up against anything greater than a Mark XV Bolo, essentially SKEET."
"..I'm rather impressed by the fact that they didn't climb up and over the crater walls, but simply blasted a way THROUGH. Kinda tough on the landscape, though."
"That's Bolos for you; they possess a very good sense of the dramatic."
"ALL HAIL BOB, APOSTLE OF DINOCHROME!"
<"Bob, might want to do some damage control before you start a religion.">
"Oh really? Got any ideas how to do that, because I'm pumping a dry well there."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"And this is where we are shown that dragons, unless they are of the equal-to-or-greater-than-human-intelligence variety and possess the commonsense to RUN AWAY, are, when put up against anything greater than a Mark XV Bolo, essentially SKEET."
"..I'm rather impressed by the fact that they didn't climb up and over the crater walls, but simply blasted a way THROUGH. Kinda tough on the landscape, though."
"That's Bolos for you; they possess a very good sense of the dramatic."
"ALL HAIL BOB, APOSTLE OF DINOCHROME!"
<"Bob, might want to do some damage control before you start a religion.">
"Oh really? Got any ideas how to do that, because I'm pumping a dry well there."
Hardy: (Clinging to the side of Bob)
Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."
Rory: "Hardy hates men, but Bob is a Bolo, so it doesn't count."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."
Rory: "Hardy hates men, but Bob is a Bolo, so it doesn't count."
Except when Bolos cooperate in peeling malicious god/goddess entities off each other's hulls. Men wouldn't trust other men to fire of heavy artillery at them with micrometers to spare.
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."
Because when Bolos die, they go directly to Valhalla...where they debate over who gets to patrol outside the gates....
taalismn wrote:Then the JDSF shows up, and discovers that their whole 'rescue our dumbass recon specialists and slay the dragon' campaign just got ROBBED.
Much tooth-gnashing ensues.
Because NOBODY's up to the task of Bolo-removal.
glitterboy2098 wrote:that should be the crossover to the "Shinji Meets Warhammer 40K" universe..
taalismn wrote:Then the JDSF shows up, and discovers that their whole 'rescue our dumbass recon specialists and slay the dragon' campaign just got ROBBED.
Much tooth-gnashing ensues.
Because NOBODY's up to the task of Bolo-removal.
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Then the JDSF shows up, and discovers that their whole 'rescue our dumbass recon specialists and slay the dragon' campaign just got ROBBED.
Much tooth-gnashing ensues.
Because NOBODY's up to the task of Bolo-removal.
Taalismn: "WHAT, are you giggling about!?!"
SRoss: "I just thought of a rich idea..."
Next morning, instead of a dragon's head, the people of the Imperial capital find a Bolo parked on the south-east gate.
taalismn wrote:Now...total derail would been if the Gate had opened not in Ginza, but in Tokyo-3 Gateland...
Toji:"So, Shinji, feels good to be back in the entry plug around your old stomping grounds?"
Shinji: "I think I stepped in somebody's army..."
glitterboy2098 wrote:that should be the crossover to the "Shinji Meets Warhammer 40K" universe..
taalismn wrote:glitterboy2098 wrote:that should be the crossover to the "Shinji Meets Warhammer 40K" universe..
Reminds me of when TSOALR's Kren steps on the Epic-scale Squat army.....
Alpha 11 wrote:glitterboy2098 wrote:that should be the crossover to the "Shinji Meets Warhammer 40K" universe..
You mean, like this? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5474237/1/40k-ToyHammer
Alpha 11 wrote:[taalismn wrote:glitterboy2098 wrote:that should be the crossover to the "Shinji Meets Warhammer 40K" universe..
Reminds me of when TSOALR's Kren steps on the Epic-scale Squat army.....
Another fanfiction story?
Arnie100 wrote:(Down below...)
Charon: "Come ON!! I WANNA SEE SOME ACTION!! You guys keep showing up down here so you might as well make it entertaining!!"
taalismn wrote:"Sir, surface party report from the Flame Dragon incident....there's been an 'oops'."
"An 'oops'?! It was a straightforward recon in force! There shouldn't be any 'oops' involved! How could there be an 'oops'?"
"The 'oops' was with the aftermath and clean up. When they were vacuuming up the elves. Or rather, what was left of them. "
"...This isn't anything about cultural objections to post-mortem revival, is it?"
"No, it's more like an accident in calibrating the post-mortem regeneration Protoculture Chamber run-sequences."
"....what did they turn into?"
"We got fifty-foot-tall dark elves...."
"....that's a lot of leather we're going to need..."
Chronicler wrote:[
Que Division Commander beating the snot out of the techies.
Commander: "I am not getting in trouble with Command again because of you guys! NOT AGAIN!" l."
SRoss wrote:Techie #1: "Candid photos of Nova, Dana and Marie from when they experimented in the Academy."