Robotech Crossover question

[taalismn]

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The one wearing the gas mask tugs on Taalismn's jacket...

"Are you my mommy?"

That makes me really grateful I have UNIT on speed-dial...

[Arnie100]

The Doctor: "So not doing this one."
Rose: "Oh; come ON...it'll be FUN."
The Doctor: "NOOO. They're worse then spoiled brats!"
Rose: "Well...at least they're not the kids from MCHS #69."
The Doctor: "I'll just call Jack and have him and the Torchwood guys handle it."

[Alpha 11]

Charon's an immortal transit worker....he's stuck with the job for eternity.
Really, the problem he has is with so many people going BACK, that it fouls up his schedule....

Ya, but even "gods" like him can go crazy.

Jones: "So where are the rest of the MCH #69 students?"

Federoff: "Drakraven took them on a missi err, field trip to Remnant."

Jones: "So where are the rest of the MCH #69 students?"

Federoff: "Drakraven took them on a missi err, field trip to Remnant."

"There are going to be two groups of students on this trip; the cannonfodder and the ones I'm going to be coming back with."

Jones: "So where are the rest of the MCH #69 students?"

Federoff: "Drakraven took them on a missi err, field trip to Remnant."

"There are going to be two groups of students on this trip; the cannonfodder and the ones I'm going to be coming back with."

Darkraven looked over the colection of young, bright, eager faces. All three of them. Then his gaze scanned across the rest of the misfits, degenerates, and psychopaths. All thirty-four of them.

Smiling slightly, he shouted, "Okay, class! Who's ready to go out there and get slaughtered?!"

The bright, fresh, eager faces....they have no idea what's in store for them, right?
Good...
The naivete, it anesthetizes against the shock...

Or they are just to stupid to know any better.

The bright, fresh, eager faces....they have no idea what's in store for them, right?
Good...
The naivete, it anesthetizes against the shock...

Well, this IS MCHS#69. The three bright, fresh, eager faces are probably the most vicious, horrifying, dirty fighters in the school. And enrolled there at gunpoint by their local authorities.

Ya, its the quite ones you got to watch out for.

The bright, fresh, eager faces....they have no idea what's in store for them, right?
Good...
The naivete, it anesthetizes against the shock...

Well, this IS MCHS#69. The three bright, fresh, eager faces are probably the most vicious, horrifying, dirty fighters in the school. And enrolled there at gunpoint by their local authorities.

"But their straitjackets were so CLEAN!"
"The muzzle-masks should have tipped you off something was 'off' about them."

The bright, fresh, eager faces....they have no idea what's in store for them, right?
Good...
The naivete, it anesthetizes against the shock...

Well, this IS MCHS#69. The three bright, fresh, eager faces are probably the most vicious, horrifying, dirty fighters in the school. And enrolled there at gunpoint by their local authorities.

"But their straitjackets were so CLEAN!"
"The muzzle-masks should have tipped you off something was 'off' about them."

The one wearing the gas mask tugs on Taalismn's jacket...

"Are you my mommy?"

Doctor Who?

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The one wearing the gas mask tugs on Taalismn's jacket...

"Are you my mommy?"

That makes me really grateful I have UNIT on speed-dial...

The Doctor: "So not doing this one."
Rose: "Oh; come ON...it'll be FUN."
The Doctor: "NOOO. They're worse then spoiled brats!"
Rose: "Well...at least they're not the kids from MCHS #69."
The Doctor: "I'll just call Jack and have him and the Torchwood guys handle it."

[taalismn]

"So, basically here, the Earth got a dimensional gate in the middle of Tokyo, achieved first contact of sorts, and the UN essentially let Japan handle it as an INTERNAL AFFAIR?! And the Americans, with several decades of combat experience and force projection, are essentially playing the idiot ball, with a president who's a nasty temper-tantrum-throwing political gargoyle? And the Chinese haven't steamrolled the Japanese for access? And the Russians haven't even tried to smuggle a nuke in to close the thing? "
"That's about it, sir."
"So, do we really want to burst the Japanese government's bubble on this?"
(POV pulls back to show an advanced military base teeming with UEsG personnel, and contingents of GNE, Shemarrians, SGC, and Concordiat troops all going about their business, all centered around a large dimensional Gate in the base's center. POV pulls back even further to show that this base in on the other side of a planet from a much-smaller star-shaped modern encampment atop a sacred hill)
"It's tempting, sir...real tempting."

(yeah, I've been reading Gate...)

[Alpha 11]

"So, basically here, the Earth got a dimensional gate in the middle of Tokyo, achieved first contact of sorts, and the UN essentially let Japan handle it as an INTERNAL AFFAIR?! And the Americans, with several decades of combat experience and force projection, are essentially playing the idiot ball, with a president who's a nasty temper-tantrum-throwing political gargoyle? And the Chinese haven't steamrolled the Japanese for access? And the Russians haven't even tried to smuggle a nuke in to close the thing? "
"That's about it, sir."
"So, do we really want to burst the Japanese government's bubble on this?"
(POV pulls back to show an advanced military base teeming with UEsG personnel, and contingents of GNE, Shemarrians, SGC, and Concordiat troops all going about their business, all centered around a large dimensional Gate in the base's center. POV pulls back even further to show that this base in on the other side of a planet from a much-smaller star-shaped modern encampment atop a sacred hill)
"It's tempting, sir...real tempting."

(yeah, I've been reading Gate...)

Love it!

[Chronicler]

"So, basically here, the Earth got a dimensional gate in the middle of Tokyo, achieved first contact of sorts, and the UN essentially let Japan handle it as an INTERNAL AFFAIR?! And the Americans, with several decades of combat experience and force projection, are essentially playing the idiot ball, with a president who's a nasty temper-tantrum-throwing political gargoyle? And the Chinese haven't steamrolled the Japanese for access? And the Russians haven't even tried to smuggle a nuke in to close the thing? "
"That's about it, sir."
"So, do we really want to burst the Japanese government's bubble on this?"
(POV pulls back to show an advanced military base teeming with UEsG personnel, and contingents of GNE, Shemarrians, SGC, and Concordiat troops all going about their business, all centered around a large dimensional Gate in the base's center. POV pulls back even further to show that this base in on the other side of a planet from a much-smaller star-shaped modern encampment atop a sacred hill)
"It's tempting, sir...real tempting."

(yeah, I've been reading Gate...)

Lt.: "Yeah cause heaven forbid any other country besides Japan get to have a dimensional gate."

Marine: "We already sent Nova on diplomatic leave to deliver the news."

Lt.: "And chalk that up to another dream she crushes. Alright boys and girls time to make bets on when the sh*t hits the fan."

Marine: "$100 on 30 seconds flat."

[SRoss]

Moran: "So what part of of making diplomatic contact involves knee-capping an Imperial prince."

Nova: (Holstering her sidearm) "The part that makes me feel good."

[Chronicler]

Moran: "So what part of of making diplomatic contact involves knee-capping an Imperial prince."

Nova: (Holstering her sidearm) "The part that makes me feel good."

Lt.: "20 seconds, Josephina wins the pot."

All but one of the Platoon leave angrily.

Marine: "Third time this week she's won."

[Arnie100]

"Well...at least she hasn't outright killed him."
"Not yet."

[SRoss]

"Well...at least she hasn't outright killed him."
"Not yet."

Nova: (Pulling out her stun baton) "While I have your attention, I'd like to demonstrate a few enhanced interrogation techniques."

Tyrule: (Standing between Nova and the prince) "Please don't play find the battery with the Prince."

[Arnie100]

Nova: "Nooo...I'm just gonna shove it up his...you know."

[taalismn]

Nova: "Nooo...I'm just gonna shove it up his...you know."

"Satori! Shoving it up his nostril isn't going to do any good! It's not like he has a brain in that skull to be affected!"
"...I thought we were trying to be diplomatic here."
"It's been said that a civilized man can be much more insulting than a barbarian because he doesn't have to worry about having his skull split."
"Princey there looks like he wants to split our skulls for insulting him."
"The Chinese have a saying that amounts to if you're going to be hanged for being late, you may as well be hanged for rebellion. WE may as well step it up to full on assault."
"My, you're just full of wisdom today!"
"He's playing to the audience."(thumbs at the watching emperor and princess)
(Meanwhile Nova's just removed the obstacle of an insane slavegirl with a casual pressure-point punch and is chasing a backcrawling prince across the throneroom floor)

[Alpha 11]

"So, basically here, the Earth got a dimensional gate in the middle of Tokyo, achieved first contact of sorts, and the UN essentially let Japan handle it as an INTERNAL AFFAIR?! And the Americans, with several decades of combat experience and force projection, are essentially playing the idiot ball, with a president who's a nasty temper-tantrum-throwing political gargoyle? And the Chinese haven't steamrolled the Japanese for access? And the Russians haven't even tried to smuggle a nuke in to close the thing? "
"That's about it, sir."
"So, do we really want to burst the Japanese government's bubble on this?"
(POV pulls back to show an advanced military base teeming with UEsG personnel, and contingents of GNE, Shemarrians, SGC, and Concordiat troops all going about their business, all centered around a large dimensional Gate in the base's center. POV pulls back even further to show that this base in on the other side of a planet from a much-smaller star-shaped modern encampment atop a sacred hill)
"It's tempting, sir...real tempting."

(yeah, I've been reading Gate...)

Lt.: "Yeah cause heaven forbid any other country besides Japan get to have a dimensional gate."

Marine: "We already sent Nova on diplomatic leave to deliver the news."

Lt.: "And chalk that up to another dream she crushes. Alright boys and girls time to make bets on when the sh*t hits the fan."

Marine: "$100 on 30 seconds flat."

Moran: "So what part of of making diplomatic contact involves knee-capping an Imperial prince."

Nova: (Holstering her sidearm) "The part that makes me feel good."

Moran: "So what part of of making diplomatic contact involves knee-capping an Imperial prince."

Nova: (Holstering her sidearm) "The part that makes me feel good."

Lt.: "20 seconds, Josephina wins the pot."

All but one of the Platoon leave angrily.

Marine: "Third time this week she's won."

Vegas either hates her or has band her then, right?

"Well...at least she hasn't outright killed him."
"Not yet."

Don't worry, it will happen.

"Well...at least she hasn't outright killed him."
"Not yet."

Nova: (Pulling out her stun baton) "While I have your attention, I'd like to demonstrate a few enhanced interrogation techniques."

Tyrule: (Standing between Nova and the prince) "Please don't play find the battery with the Prince."

Nova: "Nooo...I'm just gonna shove it up his...you know."

Nova: "Nooo...I'm just gonna shove it up his...you know."

"Satori! Shoving it up his nostril isn't going to do any good! It's not like he has a brain in that skull to be affected!"
"...I thought we were trying to be diplomatic here."
"It's been said that a civilized man can be much more insulting than a barbarian because he doesn't have to worry about having his skull split."
"Princey there looks like he wants to split our skulls for insulting him."
"The Chinese have a saying that amounts to if you're going to be hanged for being late, you may as well be hanged for rebellion. WE may as well step it up to full on assault."
"My, you're just full of wisdom today!"
"He's playing to the audience."(thumbs at the watching emperor and princess)
(Meanwhile Nova's just removed the obstacle of an insane slavegirl with a casual pressure-point punch and is chasing a backcrawling prince across the throneroom floor)

[taalismn]

Dana Sterling: (watching as part of Nova's 'knight' escort as the peace talks are quickly circling the drain) "You know things have taken a bad turn when NOVA's the one who blows her cool without my provocation."
Angelo Dante: "...and I really wanted to be the one to hit him."
Dana: "You get the rest of the toga brigade."
Angelo: "Thanks- oh damn, Bowie's...it's the Black Lions and the coffee throw all over again...."

[Alpha 11]

Dana Sterling: (watching as part of Nova's 'knight' escort as the peace talks are quickly circling the drain) "You know things have taken a bad turn when NOVA's the one who blows her cool without my provocation."
Angelo Dante: "...and I really wanted to be the one to hit him."
Dana: "You get the rest of the toga brigade."
Angelo: "Thanks- oh damn, Bowie's...it's the Black Lions and the coffee throw all over again...."

[taalismn]

"You know, for a pacifist, Bowie's got a mean head-butt...."

[SRoss]

The Pollinator lunges at the guards.

The 15[sup]th[/sup]:

[taalismn]

The Pollinator lunges at the guards.

The 15[sup]th[/sup]:

Dana: "You folks might want to give in, before we unleash the BIG dogs."

[Arnie100]

"THAT. WAS. SO. WRONG."

[taalismn]

Giselle: "And just WHO are you supposed to be?"
"Bob, Apostle of Dinochrome."
Giselle: "Oh really? And who is this 'Dinochrome'?"
--*RUMBLE*---
"More firepower than you can handle."
(as three giant treaded fortress-shapes loom out of the darkness)
Giselle: " "


Crow: "Bigger rods of steel?"
Apostle Bob: "Hellbore Jets of Plasma."

[Arnie100]

(Down below...)

Charon: (With a bowl of popcorn) "Oh, this should be GOOD."

[taalismn]

"And this is where we are shown that dragons, unless they are of the equal-to-or-greater-than-human-intelligence variety and possess the commonsense to RUN AWAY, are, when put up against anything greater than a Mark XV Bolo, essentially SKEET."

"..I'm rather impressed by the fact that they didn't climb up and over the crater walls, but simply blasted a way THROUGH. Kinda tough on the landscape, though."
"That's Bolos for you; they possess a very good sense of the dramatic."

"ALL HAIL BOB, APOSTLE OF DINOCHROME!"
<"Bob, might want to do some damage control before you start a religion.">
"Oh really? Got any ideas how to do that, because I'm pumping a dry well there."

[SRoss]

"And this is where we are shown that dragons, unless they are of the equal-to-or-greater-than-human-intelligence variety and possess the commonsense to RUN AWAY, are, when put up against anything greater than a Mark XV Bolo, essentially SKEET."

"..I'm rather impressed by the fact that they didn't climb up and over the crater walls, but simply blasted a way THROUGH. Kinda tough on the landscape, though."
"That's Bolos for you; they possess a very good sense of the dramatic."

"ALL HAIL BOB, APOSTLE OF DINOCHROME!"
<"Bob, might want to do some damage control before you start a religion.">
"Oh really? Got any ideas how to do that, because I'm pumping a dry well there."

Hardy: (Clinging to the side of Bob)

[Arnie100]

Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."

[SRoss]

Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."

Rory: "Hardy hates men, but Bob is a Bolo, so it doesn't count."

[taalismn]

Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."

Rory: "Hardy hates men, but Bob is a Bolo, so it doesn't count."

Except when Bolos cooperate in peeling malicious god/goddess entities off each other's hulls. Men wouldn't trust other men to fire of heavy artillery at them with micrometers to spare.

[taalismn]

Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."

Because when Bolos die, they go directly to Valhalla...where they debate over who gets to patrol outside the gates....

[Alpha 11]

"You know, for a pacifist, Bowie's got a mean head-butt...."

No, he isn't a pacifist, I believe he just don't like fighting.

The Pollinator lunges at the guards.

The 15[sup]th[/sup]:

The Pollinator lunges at the guards.

The 15[sup]th[/sup]:

Dana: "You folks might want to give in, before we unleash the BIG dogs."

:shock: "THAT. WAS. SO. WRONG."

Giselle: "And just WHO are you supposed to be?"
"Bob, Apostle of Dinochrome."
Giselle: "Oh really? And who is this 'Dinochrome'?"
--*RUMBLE*---
"More firepower than you can handle."
(as three giant treaded fortress-shapes loom out of the darkness)
Giselle: " "


Crow: "Bigger rods of steel?"
Apostle Bob: "Hellbore Jets of Plasma."

[Alpha 11]

(Down below...)

Charon: (With a bowl of popcorn) "Oh, this should be GOOD."

At least he's getting entertainment out of this.

"And this is where we are shown that dragons, unless they are of the equal-to-or-greater-than-human-intelligence variety and possess the commonsense to RUN AWAY, are, when put up against anything greater than a Mark XV Bolo, essentially SKEET."

"..I'm rather impressed by the fact that they didn't climb up and over the crater walls, but simply blasted a way THROUGH. Kinda tough on the landscape, though."
"That's Bolos for you; they possess a very good sense of the dramatic."

"ALL HAIL BOB, APOSTLE OF DINOCHROME!"
<"Bob, might want to do some damage control before you start a religion.">
"Oh really? Got any ideas how to do that, because I'm pumping a dry well there."

"And this is where we are shown that dragons, unless they are of the equal-to-or-greater-than-human-intelligence variety and possess the commonsense to RUN AWAY, are, when put up against anything greater than a Mark XV Bolo, essentially SKEET."

"..I'm rather impressed by the fact that they didn't climb up and over the crater walls, but simply blasted a way THROUGH. Kinda tough on the landscape, though."
"That's Bolos for you; they possess a very good sense of the dramatic."

"ALL HAIL BOB, APOSTLE OF DINOCHROME!"
<"Bob, might want to do some damage control before you start a religion.">
"Oh really? Got any ideas how to do that, because I'm pumping a dry well there."

Hardy: (Clinging to the side of Bob)

And more then likely, he now has quit a few willing females after him.

Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."

Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."

Rory: "Hardy hates men, but Bob is a Bolo, so it doesn't count."

Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."

Rory: "Hardy hates men, but Bob is a Bolo, so it doesn't count."

Except when Bolos cooperate in peeling malicious god/goddess entities off each other's hulls. Men wouldn't trust other men to fire of heavy artillery at them with micrometers to spare.

That's TO close.

Charon: "Those Bolos are...UNUSUAL."

Because when Bolos die, they go directly to Valhalla...where they debate over who gets to patrol outside the gates....

Hopefully the debate don't get to heated, because, then, there would be no gates to guard then.

[taalismn]

Then the JDSF shows up, and discovers that their whole 'rescue our dumbass recon specialists and slay the dragon' campaign just got ROBBED.
Much tooth-gnashing ensues.
Because NOBODY's up to the task of Bolo-removal.

[SRoss]

Then the JDSF shows up, and discovers that their whole 'rescue our dumbass recon specialists and slay the dragon' campaign just got ROBBED.
Much tooth-gnashing ensues.
Because NOBODY's up to the task of Bolo-removal.

Taalismn: "WHAT, are you giggling about!?!"

SRoss: "I just thought of a rich idea..."

Next morning, instead of a dragon's head, the people of the Imperial capital find a Bolo parked on the south-east gate.

[taalismn]

Now...total derail would been if the Gate had opened not in Ginza, but in Tokyo-3 Gateland...
Toji:"So, Shinji, feels good to be back in the entry plug around your old stomping grounds?"
Shinji: "I think I stepped in somebody's army..."

[glitterboy2098]

that should be the crossover to the "Shinji Meets Warhammer 40K" universe..

[taalismn]

that should be the crossover to the "Shinji Meets Warhammer 40K" universe..

Reminds me of when TSOALR's Kren steps on the Epic-scale Squat army.....

[Alpha 11]

Then the JDSF shows up, and discovers that their whole 'rescue our dumbass recon specialists and slay the dragon' campaign just got ROBBED.
Much tooth-gnashing ensues.
Because NOBODY's up to the task of Bolo-removal.

Then the JDSF shows up, and discovers that their whole 'rescue our dumbass recon specialists and slay the dragon' campaign just got ROBBED.
Much tooth-gnashing ensues.
Because NOBODY's up to the task of Bolo-removal.

Taalismn: "WHAT, are you giggling about!?!"

SRoss: "I just thought of a rich idea..."

Next morning, instead of a dragon's head, the people of the Imperial capital find a Bolo parked on the south-east gate.

Now...total derail would been if the Gate had opened not in Ginza, but in Tokyo-3 Gateland...
Toji:"So, Shinji, feels good to be back in the entry plug around your old stomping grounds?"
Shinji: "I think I stepped in somebody's army..."

that should be the crossover to the "Shinji Meets Warhammer 40K" universe..

You mean, like this? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5474237/1/40k-ToyHammer

that should be the crossover to the "Shinji Meets Warhammer 40K" universe..

Reminds me of when TSOALR's Kren steps on the Epic-scale Squat army.....

Another fanfiction story?

[SRoss]

Hotaru: (Twirling the Silence Gleive) "I've got the most powerful weapon in anime! I've got the most powerful weapon in anime!"

BOB, Apostle of Dinochrome: <<I OBJECT!>>

Hotaru: "SILENCE!!!"

Bob is split down the middle....

Other Bolos: <<We withdraw our objection...>>

[glitterboy2098]

that should be the crossover to the "Shinji Meets Warhammer 40K" universe..

You mean, like this? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5474237/1/40k-ToyHammer

no, this one:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3886999/1/ ... rhammer40k

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/F ... rhammer40K

Exposure to a setting that is darker than the Eva universe yet pretty much runs on the power of awesome (early editions 40K) results in one heck of a genre shift and an ever snowballing plot derailment compared to the original anime story..

[taalismn]

[

that should be the crossover to the "Shinji Meets Warhammer 40K" universe..

Reminds me of when TSOALR's Kren steps on the Epic-scale Squat army.....

Another fanfiction story?

Turn Signals On a Land Raider, a WH40K webcomic that ran until it became too expensive for the author to keep working on it. His sponsorship ran out and Wild Wolf Games refused to allow him to publish compilated books of the cartoons.
One of the running gags in the series is that the characters, who KNOW they're gaming miniatures, often run into problems of actual physical SCALE, especially when the gamers running them don't have properly scaled models for certain types of pieces. Hence Titans that only come up to the knees of regular gaming figures, and Imperial Guard squads that are ant-like, even though gaming rules say they count as full-sized characters(this causes problems when the titular Land Raider literally runs into a Battle Titan because it was TOO SMALL to be seen from the LR's cockpit, despite the fact that in 'reality' that Titan would be on the order of 100 ft tall and about as easy to miss as a skyscrapper. The next round they get OBLITERATED pointblank by the midge.

[Arnie100]

(Down below...)

Charon: "Come ON!! I WANNA SEE SOME ACTION!! You guys keep showing up down here so you might as well make it entertaining!!"

[taalismn]

(Down below...)

Charon: "Come ON!! I WANNA SEE SOME ACTION!! You guys keep showing up down here so you might as well make it entertaining!!"

Zeus: "Didn't know you were into that sort of thing, Charon."
Charon: "OH SHU-oops..."

[SRoss]

SRoss: (Tapping a stylus) "Well let's see what is planned. First, we're sending the crew of the Gargoyle to the Beta home world. We're sending the Deep Ones to the world of Arpeggio of Blue Steel. We're sending IceGuard to the world of GUNDAM Iron Blooded Orphans."

Charon: "What about the Bolos?"

Taalismn: " They've been placed under Annie."

[taalismn]

"Sir, surface party report from the Flame Dragon incident....there's been an 'oops'."
"An 'oops'?! It was a straightforward recon in force! There shouldn't be any 'oops' involved! How could there be an 'oops'?"
"The 'oops' was with the aftermath and clean up. When they were vacuuming up the elves. Or rather, what was left of them. "
"...This isn't anything about cultural objections to post-mortem revival, is it?"
"No, it's more like an accident in calibrating the post-mortem regeneration Protoculture Chamber run-sequences."
"....what did they turn into?"
"We got fifty-foot-tall dark elves...."
"....that's a lot of leather we're going to need..."

[SRoss]

Charon: "We don't usually get your kind here."

Bolo: <<She said we were under her command until we captured the cute. Sealing my gunports and volleying the Hellbores was all I could think of.>>

[Chronicler]

"Sir, surface party report from the Flame Dragon incident....there's been an 'oops'."
"An 'oops'?! It was a straightforward recon in force! There shouldn't be any 'oops' involved! How could there be an 'oops'?"
"The 'oops' was with the aftermath and clean up. When they were vacuuming up the elves. Or rather, what was left of them. "
"...This isn't anything about cultural objections to post-mortem revival, is it?"
"No, it's more like an accident in calibrating the post-mortem regeneration Protoculture Chamber run-sequences."
"....what did they turn into?"
"We got fifty-foot-tall dark elves...."
"....that's a lot of leather we're going to need..."

Que Division Commander beating the snot out of the techies.

Commander: "I am not getting in trouble with Command again because of you guys! NOT AGAIN!"

Head Technician: "GET THIS GUY OFF ME!"

Marine one: "Naw, we don't want him "letting out steam" on us. Plus this makes great Youtube videos anyways."

Marine two: *Filming on cellphone* "This'll get at least a thousand views on my channel."

[taalismn]

[

Que Division Commander beating the snot out of the techies.

Commander: "I am not getting in trouble with Command again because of you guys! NOT AGAIN!" l."

Which makes you wonder what the medlab techies did LAST time.....

"You were only supposed to grow her a new body, not CLONE her several hundred times!"
"....not our fault the stem cells kept splitting off and forming viable colonies of their own! We HAD to keep the viable ones going as backup against clone failure!"
"...what are we going to do with several hundred Annie LaBelles?"

"Looking back at that, sir, I'm surprised they let you stay in the service."
"I had to lower myself to depth no man should bow to, jettison all dignity, jeopardize my personal honor, and possibly endanger my very soul..."
"I didn't think your dinner with Dana Sterling went that badly, by all accounts."
"Not THAT!!! Why does everybody assume the worst of her?! And that was a business lunch! You know she's happily married to that Zor guy in this thread!! Quit breaching the fourth wall!!!"

Or maybe....

"You idiots! The Major WANTED to remain a full conversion cyborg! And you had to suspect that her cyborg body didn't necessarily have to LOOK like her biological manifestation if you cloned her a new body!!!!"

[Arnie100]

(Down below...)

Charon: "Pissed off the base commander?"
Techie #1: "Yup."
Charon: "So...what've you got that'll let you stay down here instead of going back up there?"
Techie #2: "You're blackmailing us?!"
Charon: "That's such a harsh word..."

[SRoss]

Techie #1: "Candid photos of Nova, Dana and Marie from when they experimented in the Academy."

[taalismn]

"AMERICANS?! How the hell did you Americans get here?! Your president opted out of interfering in our Special Region, and then tried to bully us for access when he changed his mind! How in the devil did you get here?!"
"Have you bothered looking UP since you got here?"

[Arnie100]

Techie #1: "Candid photos of Nova, Dana and Marie from when they experimented in the Academy."

Charon: "REALLY, now....hmmm...okay, go ahead...wait...(looking at Techie #2)...what about YOU?"
Techie #2: "I thought it was a group thing!"

[taalismn]

The thing with the Gate Universe is that the UEsG encountered multiple interations of it, like the Evangelion'verse, would be using it as an exercise in NOT using pure overkill to fix the situation, or cause total culture shock....Given that the JSDF(which is looking more and more like the Japanese Expeditionary Force in canon) is already scaring the bejesus out of the locals with hardware that's already a generation behind what the Russians and Americans are currently fielding, power armor, mecha, energy weapons, and starships(with orbital bombardment capability) would completely shatter their worldview(or they would slip into the comfortable 'it's very powerful magic/they're gods/demons mindset). The situation gets even worse if you toss in advanced, but militarized, societies like Rifts Earth or the United Worlds of Warlock who DO have powerful magicks, technowizardry, and things like dragons that can talk. NOT churning imperial armies into ashes would be the big problem.
I could see the UEsG using these Gate-clone worlds as exercise-grounds for teaching teams how to use restraint in dealing with less advanced societies...including the 20th/21st-century analogue Japanese.
Of course, there would be some high-powered hurdles, like how to deal with gods who actually have physical presences...and dealing with spot problems like the Flame Dragon(which could easily become a field or sim scenario on how to deal with the situation with a minimal application of force or minimum or casualties):
"Okay, the objective here is to have the same number of elves at the end of the night as you did at the beginning."
"Nuke the site from orbit."
"You do NOT have an Arclight option. People, we're also running this by high school kids, so THINK."