Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

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Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

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"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."
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lol or the party mange's to unleash a greater demon , who introduces him self as lord such and such . and the mage goes wow your mother must of hated you that is a silly name . And just a lord i was expecting some one more grand , you want to leave and get some one more important . the look on the rest of the party's face was priceless.
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"Oopsie...."
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What do you mean you don't have levitate
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Darkness beyond twilight
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"This is NOT my fault.....*this* time...."

"Damn, packed for the wrong spell....*again*...."
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ShadowHawk wrote:"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."



Unfortunately, Palladium fire-balls don't explode... they only affect one target, which I find odd.
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And now that I've completed the hex
Open the portal to dimension... Hey where are we going again?
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Fenris2020 wrote:
ShadowHawk wrote:"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."



Unfortunately, Palladium fire-balls don't explode... they only affect one target, which I find odd.

I just made a level 4 version called explosive fireball.
Also did lightning bolt to add to call lightning.

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"We're going to enter a dimension of pure Chaos."
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ShadowHawk wrote:"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."


Ah...firedamp...such a wonderful thing! :lol:

So, did no one think to bring a caged canary into the sewers?
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