What one liners stick out in your memory from the open house?
I'll start
Kevin (referring to Hendrik) "This guy must have an MA of 90
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--- author of "All Quiet on the Western.....What?" Rifter 84
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"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!"
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"Who decided it was a good idea to let the lawyer play the elven scholar?"
Yes, Hendrik, you were awesome at it....
Yes, Hendrik, you were awesome at it....
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"I jump down the well!"
A wise man once said, "Only a fool takes offense where none was intended." I repeat this good advice to myself at least once a day.
Calm, reasoned discourse is the best way to change minds; too bad all the calm & reason in the world can't open a willfully closed mind.
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And one more. This is more than a one-liner, but it was one of the most hilarious moments of OH for me.
The knight got separated from the rest of the party, then was confronted by the ultimate-evil-supernatural-presence-behind-all-the-trouble-in-the-adventure.
Evil presence: "Are you here to become my servant?"
Knight: "I just wanted to buy a barrel."
The knight got separated from the rest of the party, then was confronted by the ultimate-evil-supernatural-presence-behind-all-the-trouble-in-the-adventure.
Evil presence: "Are you here to become my servant?"
Knight: "I just wanted to buy a barrel."
A wise man once said, "Only a fool takes offense where none was intended." I repeat this good advice to myself at least once a day.
Calm, reasoned discourse is the best way to change minds; too bad all the calm & reason in the world can't open a willfully closed mind.
Calm, reasoned discourse is the best way to change minds; too bad all the calm & reason in the world can't open a willfully closed mind.
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Soldier of Od wrote:"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!"
PMSL! Hahahahahahahaha
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I'll just leave this here...
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"It's like a family reunion but only with the people you like"...Hendrik, Kevin, Mark, Mad Mike, etc. It's the most used phrase of the Open House for describing it.
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During one of my games:
Soldier of Od, "How are you even a cop?"
Soldier of Od, "How are you even a cop?"
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Does sitting in Kevin's lap count as a one-liner? How about smacking him in the head (and having him thank me for it!)?
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Great one liners!
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Hotrod wrote:Does sitting in Kevin's lap count as a one-liner? How about smacking him in the head (and having him thank me for it!)?
I know those moments will stick with me longer than any one liners I heard. It was just to hilarious. Thank Od I was there to witness it. I still laugh thinking about it.
