Robotech Blooper Reels

[taalismn]

Ben had the benefit of already having a valkyrie to carry him from the battlefield..

...and to that steak-and-mead hall in the sky.
"Another hunk of dripping hot meat and another flagon of fermented honey-ale, milord?"
"Yes, yes, please!"

[Arnie100]

Alex: "Why can't I get action like that?!"
Edwards: "Welcome to YOUR Hell."

[taalismn]

Alex: "Why can't I get action like that?!"
Edwards: "Welcome to YOUR Hell."

...a critical component of which is watching how other people are spending THEIR afterlife...

[Alpha 11]

Alex: "Could this get any wor..."

Edwards & Kyle: "Nnnnnnnnooooooo!!!!!!"

Ben Dixon: "Hey guys what's up?"

Edwards & Kyle: (Staring daggers at Alex) "You had to say it..."

Corg: "How did I get down here?! I was killing humans and -- CRAP. Stuck with YOU people for eternity?!"

Corg: "How did I get down here?! I was killing humans and -- CRAP. Stuck with YOU people for eternity?!"

Satan: "Actually I have something MUCH worse planned for you..."

Annie: (Waving) "Hiii Corgie-poo!"

Corg: (Glaring back at the 4th wall) "I hate all of you!!!"

Edward, Kyle and Alex:
Alex: "Now that IS a fate worse then hell!"

[Alpha 11]

Alex: "Could this get any wor..."

Edwards & Kyle: "Nnnnnnnnooooooo!!!!!!"

Ben Dixon: "Hey guys what's up?"

Edwards & Kyle: (Staring daggers at Alex) "You had to say it..."

Edwards: "It's not that he's bad company, it's the fact that he doesn't STAY..."
Alex: "What do you mean?"
Ben: "Hey! Love to talk with you but, whow! just got a text message inviting me back to Valhalla! Gotta go!"#POOF!#
Edwards: "THAT'S what I mean..."

Alex: "How did he get to Valhalla?!"
Edwards: "One of the requirements is to die a noble and heroic death..."
Alex: "Sacrificing myself wasn't --"
Edwards: "Not enough, I guess. Considering you ended up here!"
Alex: "That's not fair!"

Ben had the benefit of already having a valkyrie to carry him from the battlefield..

Ben had the benefit of already having a valkyrie to carry him from the battlefield..

...and to that steak-and-mead hall in the sky.
"Another hunk of dripping hot meat and another flagon of fermented honey-ale, milord?"
"Yes, yes, please!"

Alex: "Why can't I get action like that?!"
Edwards: "Welcome to YOUR Hell."

Alex: "Why can't I get action like that?!"
Edwards: "Welcome to YOUR Hell."

...a critical component of which is watching how other people are spending THEIR afterlife...

[taalismn]

Edwards: "I'm not even sure Dixon passed puberty. It's really really sad seeing nubile valkyries wasted like that..."

[SRoss]

Edwards: "I'm not even sure Dixon passed puberty. It's really really sad seeing nubile valkyries wasted like that..."

Apparently someone missed the deleted scene where he tried to take Rick and Max into the Macross's Red Light District.

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "I'm not even sure Dixon passed puberty. It's really really sad seeing nubile valkyries wasted like that..."

Fokker: "As if YOU'LL get any action with YOUR face."
Edwards: ":shock: "What're you doing here?!"
Fokker: "Visiting...ooohh...party at Dixon's! See ya!" **bamf**
Edwards: "I HATE THAT GUY."

[taalismn]

[

Fokker: "As if YOU'LL get any action with YOUR face."
Edwards: ":shock: "What're you doing here?!"
Fokker: "Visiting...ooohh...party at Dixon's! See ya!" **bamf**
Edwards: "I HATE THAT GUY."

Ky;e: "Oh, put it on a tee-shirt! Oh, wait, you already did. Do you even have ANY undershirts that don't have "I HATE ROY FOKKER AND HIS BASTARD BROTHER' stenciled or printed on them?"

[Arnie100]

[

Fokker: "As if YOU'LL get any action with YOUR face."
Edwards: ":shock: "What're you doing here?!"
Fokker: "Visiting...ooohh...party at Dixon's! See ya!" **bamf**
Edwards: "I HATE THAT GUY."

Ky;e: "Oh, put it on a tee-shirt! Oh, wait, you already did. Do you even have ANY undershirts that don't have "I HATE ROY FOKKER AND HIS BASTARD BROTHER' stenciled or printed on them?"

Edwards: "Why were you going througb my laundry?!"
Kyle: "Well; uhmmmm..."

[taalismn]

[
Edwards: "Why were you going througb my laundry?!"
Kyle: "Well; uhmmmm..."

"Because neatness and discipline are apparently things of your past, Edwards."

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "I'm not even sure Dixon passed puberty. It's really really sad seeing nubile valkyries wasted like that..."

That is your Hell, Edwards.

Edwards: "I'm not even sure Dixon passed puberty. It's really really sad seeing nubile valkyries wasted like that..."

Apparently someone missed the deleted scene where he tried to take Rick and Max into the Macross's Red Light District.

Edwards: "I'm not even sure Dixon passed puberty. It's really really sad seeing nubile valkyries wasted like that..."

Fokker: "As if YOU'LL get any action with YOUR face."
Edwards: ":shock: "What're you doing here?!"
Fokker: "Visiting...ooohh...party at Dixon's! See ya!" **bamf**
Edwards: "I HATE THAT GUY."

[

Fokker: "As if YOU'LL get any action with YOUR face."
Edwards: ":shock: "What're you doing here?!"
Fokker: "Visiting...ooohh...party at Dixon's! See ya!" **bamf**
Edwards: "I HATE THAT GUY."

Ky;e: "Oh, put it on a tee-shirt! Oh, wait, you already did. Do you even have ANY undershirts that don't have "I HATE ROY FOKKER AND HIS BASTARD BROTHER' stenciled or printed on them?"

[

Fokker: "As if YOU'LL get any action with YOUR face."
Edwards: ":shock: "What're you doing here?!"
Fokker: "Visiting...ooohh...party at Dixon's! See ya!" **bamf**
Edwards: "I HATE THAT GUY."

Ky;e: "Oh, put it on a tee-shirt! Oh, wait, you already did. Do you even have ANY undershirts that don't have "I HATE ROY FOKKER AND HIS BASTARD BROTHER' stenciled or printed on them?"

Edwards: "Why were you going througb my laundry?!"
Kyle: "Well; uhmmmm..."

[
Edwards: "Why were you going througb my laundry?!"
Kyle: "Well; uhmmmm..."

"Because neatness and discipline are apparently things of your past, Edwards."

[Chronicler]

Time Loop Café part two:
We find are trio of loopers continuing their conversation at the café’s outdoor seats. Soon they are met with a fourth person, Minmei’s boyfriend.
Taking a seat next to Mimmei, Lisa and Rick take notice of the young man’s features. A typical 16 year old, nice light-black hair though a little messy. It stood out from the button-down shirt and kakis’. His green eyes also sizing up the two of them.
BF: “So you’re the friends Lynn was talking about.” *extends arm towards Rick* “Name’s Mark.”
Rick: *Shakes hands* “Rick Hunter. The lovely lady next to me is Lisa.”
Lisa: “Oh stop.”
Mark: “Heh heh, like an old married couple. How long have you been together?”
Lisa and Rick: “Not long.”
*Mark gets a knowing grin*
Minmei: “It’s okay guys. I let him in on what’s going on.”
Rick: “WHAT!?!”
Mack: “It’s okay, I can keep secrets too.”
Lisa: “You really told him?”
Minmei: “He’s been helping me a lot in the background making sure things are in place.”
Mark: “Apparently she didn’t make the invite for Miss Macross this loop. She was really upset, and naturally I asked her what’s wrong.”
Minmei: “I told him how important it was for me to be famous. I had to tell him the reason.”
Mark: “Which was a good thing she did. I just so happened to have a friend in high places that’s involved in the pageant.”
Rick and Lisa:
Mark: “The mayor of Macross is a family friend. He pulled some strings to give Minmei another shot for the auditions.”
Minmei: “I missed the auditions because they weren’t at the same place as the last loop.”
Mark: “And now I’m paying for it in community service.”
Lisa: “Well there’s always a price in bribery.”
Rick: “Heh, you’re alright kid.”
Mark: “You may be older in experience and life, but you’re barley a kid yourself.”
*Rick gets a little red as Lisa and Minmei laugh.*
Rick: “Can we just order now?”

[Arnie100]

Minmei: (Suddenly wakes up screaming) "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! You B@ST@RDS!!! I HAD A BOYFRIEND!!!"
Kyle: "Hello, cousin, nice to see you've joined us!"
Minmei: "Oh; come ON! I haven't done anything to be down here!!"
Edwards: "Really?? All those 'accidents' that got you Miss Macross?"
Minmei: "Those WERE accidents!"
Kyle: "Sure they were!"
Alex: "Can I have your autograph?!"
Minme: "Who are you?!"
Edwards: "He's new..."
Kyle:

[Chronicler]

The Ballad of Lunk

It is an interesting note that Humans and Invid can procreate. The first case being the joining of resistance hero Lancer and the Invid Princess Sera. Then other cases soon followed in the aftermath of the third war. Some partners not knowing that they are with an Invid, and others who do know but wished they didn’t. One such case being another resistance hero: Jim Austin A.K.A “Lunk”.
It was interesting to know that Lunk had a sort of “magnetism” to him when it came to the Invid. Mostly the opposite sex. They just simply loved him to the point that they sought after him. No matter the cost nor what sort of damage would come from it (both physical and psychological).
Now most men would die for the chance to have this sort of treatment living out the fantasy of being “Captain Kirk”. But those poor testosterone filled saps don’t know the horrors that Lunk had to endure. And endure is the key word here.
No one knows the tenacity of the Invids libido quite like those that have been with them. Man or woman, it doesn’t matter (there are hundreds of reports from hospitals from the aftermath of each coupling). Lunk had to endure it for long periods of time, other times being constantly running away from the Princess. This has irked many M.D.s on how he has such a massive amount of endurance (one other case was this man: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Karnazes ).
Though that all changed due to an “incident” with one of the Invid. And thus Lunk unwittingly joins a very exclusive club. This however, doesn’t go over well with multiple parties…………

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN6us6016MA

[taalismn]

Lisa Hunter: "Well, at least that narrows the number of possible names for diplomatic envoys if we ever have to make contact with the Regis ever again..."

[Arnie100]

Alex: "That 'Lunk' guy has more action the I do?!"
Edwards: "Yup."
Kyle: "Why can't we have that?!"
Minmei: "I almost had a boyfriend...someone's gonna get hurt!"
Kyle: "And you wonder why you're down here..."

[taalismn]

Alex: "That 'Lunk' guy has more action the I do?!"
Edwards: "Yup."
Kyle: "Why can't we have that?!"
Minmei: "I almost had a boyfriend...someone's gonna get hurt!"
Kyle: "And you wonder why you're down here..."

She obviously forgot: she's in charge of that particular subsection of Hell.

[Chronicler]

Alex: "That 'Lunk' guy has more action the I do?!"
Edwards: "Yup."
Kyle: "Why can't we have that?!"
Minmei: "I almost had a boyfriend...someone's gonna get hurt!"
Kyle: "And you wonder why you're down here..."

She obviously forgot: she's in charge of that particular subsection of Hell.

Not unless that guy willing to give up his seat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJwQ8ezN40c)* NSFW for lyrics.

Edward: Wow that guy can sing better than you. And their a metalcore band!

Kyle: I have to admit it's a step up.

Minmei: HEY!

*Johnny's Revenge by Crown The Empire. Last part of the Johnny Ringo Trilogy (about a guy who lost his soul to the devil, and takes it back while also becoming the new ruler of hell)

[SRoss]

Minmei: (Suddenly wakes up screaming) "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! You B@ST@RDS!!! I HAD A BOYFRIEND!!!"
Kyle: "Hello, cousin, nice to see you've joined us!"
Minmei: "Oh; come ON! I haven't done anything to be down here!!"
Edwards: "Really?? All those 'accidents' that got you Miss Macross?"
Minmei: "Those WERE accidents!"
Kyle: "Sure they were!"
Alex: "Can I have your autograph?!"
Minme: "Who are you?!"
Edwards: "He's new..."
Kyle:

Minmei: (Pointing) "Not him, Him?"

Karno: "I'm as surprised as you are."

[Arnie100]

Corg: "Let me guess...killing humans?"
Karno: "Nope. I was trying to; you know...with Musica...and she...well..."
Corg: "You should've been killing humans..."
Karno: "Nobody's perfect."

[SRoss]

Minmei: (Suddenly wakes up screaming) "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! You B@ST@RDS!!! I HAD A BOYFRIEND!!!"
Kyle: "Hello, cousin, nice to see you've joined us!"
Minmei: "Oh; come ON! I haven't done anything to be down here!!"
Edwards: "Really?? All those 'accidents' that got you Miss Macross?"
Minmei: "Those WERE accidents!"
Kyle: "Sure they were!"
Alex: "Can I have your autograph?!"
Minme: "Who are you?!"
Edwards: "He's new..."
Kyle:

Minmei: (Pointing) "Not him, Him?"

Karno: "I'm as surprised as you are."

Alex: "That 'Lunk' guy has more action the I do?!"
Edwards: "Yup."
Kyle: "Why can't we have that?!"
Minmei: "I almost had a boyfriend...someone's gonna get hurt!"
Kyle: "And you wonder why you're down here..."

She obviously forgot: she's in charge of that particular subsection of Hell.

Not unless that guy willing to give up his seat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJwQ8ezN40c)* NSFW for lyrics.

Edward: Wow that guy can sing better than you. And their a metalcore band!

Kyle: I have to admit it's a step up.

Minmei: HEY!

*Johnny's Revenge by Crown The Empire. Last part of the Johnny Ringo Trilogy (about a guy who lost his soul to the devil, and takes it back while also becoming the new ruler of hell)

Minmei: "Still, he's not bad looking, I wonder if he's single?"

Edwards & Kyle:

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "I STILL WANT A BOYFRIEND!!!"
Kyle: "And we're here for eternity?!"
Edwards: "She's YOUR cousin. And you did have the hots for her, rememberz?"
Kyle: "Don't remind me."

[Alpha 11]

Time Loop Café part two:
We find are trio of loopers continuing their conversation at the café’s outdoor seats. Soon they are met with a fourth person, Minmei’s boyfriend.
Taking a seat next to Mimmei, Lisa and Rick take notice of the young man’s features. A typical 16 year old, nice light-black hair though a little messy. It stood out from the button-down shirt and kakis’. His green eyes also sizing up the two of them.
BF: “So you’re the friends Lynn was talking about.” *extends arm towards Rick* “Name’s Mark.”
Rick: *Shakes hands* “Rick Hunter. The lovely lady next to me is Lisa.”
Lisa: “Oh stop.”
Mark: “Heh heh, like an old married couple. How long have you been together?”
Lisa and Rick: “Not long.”
*Mark gets a knowing grin*
Minmei: “It’s okay guys. I let him in on what’s going on.”
Rick: “WHAT!?!”
Mack: “It’s okay, I can keep secrets too.”
Lisa: “You really told him?”
Minmei: “He’s been helping me a lot in the background making sure things are in place.”
Mark: “Apparently she didn’t make the invite for Miss Macross this loop. She was really upset, and naturally I asked her what’s wrong.”
Minmei: “I told him how important it was for me to be famous. I had to tell him the reason.”
Mark: “Which was a good thing she did. I just so happened to have a friend in high places that’s involved in the pageant.”
Rick and Lisa:
Mark: “The mayor of Macross is a family friend. He pulled some strings to give Minmei another shot for the auditions.”
Minmei: “I missed the auditions because they weren’t at the same place as the last loop.”
Mark: “And now I’m paying for it in community service.”
Lisa: “Well there’s always a price in bribery.”
Rick: “Heh, you’re alright kid.”
Mark: “You may be older in experience and life, but you’re barley a kid yourself.”
*Rick gets a little red as Lisa and Minmei laugh.*
Rick: “Can we just order now?”

Minmei: (Suddenly wakes up screaming) "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! You B@ST@RDS!!! I HAD A BOYFRIEND!!!"
Kyle: "Hello, cousin, nice to see you've joined us!"
Minmei: "Oh; come ON! I haven't done anything to be down here!!"
Edwards: "Really?? All those 'accidents' that got you Miss Macross?"
Minmei: "Those WERE accidents!"
Kyle: "Sure they were!"
Alex: "Can I have your autograph?!"
Minme: "Who are you?!"
Edwards: "He's new..."
Kyle:

The Ballad of Lunk

It is an interesting note that Humans and Invid can procreate. The first case being the joining of resistance hero Lancer and the Invid Princess Sera. Then other cases soon followed in the aftermath of the third war. Some partners not knowing that they are with an Invid, and others who do know but wished they didn’t. One such case being another resistance hero: Jim Austin A.K.A “Lunk”.
It was interesting to know that Lunk had a sort of “magnetism” to him when it came to the Invid. Mostly the opposite sex. They just simply loved him to the point that they sought after him. No matter the cost nor what sort of damage would come from it (both physical and psychological).
Now most men would die for the chance to have this sort of treatment living out the fantasy of being “Captain Kirk”. But those poor testosterone filled saps don’t know the horrors that Lunk had to endure. And endure is the key word here.
No one knows the tenacity of the Invids libido quite like those that have been with them. Man or woman, it doesn’t matter (there are hundreds of reports from hospitals from the aftermath of each coupling). Lunk had to endure it for long periods of time, other times being constantly running away from the Princess. This has irked many M.D.s on how he has such a massive amount of endurance (one other case was this man: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Karnazes ).
Though that all changed due to an “incident” with one of the Invid. And thus Lunk unwittingly joins a very exclusive club. This however, doesn’t go over well with multiple parties…………

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN6us6016MA

For the first part, wow. For the second part, .

Lisa Hunter: "Well, at least that narrows the number of possible names for diplomatic envoys if we ever have to make contact with the Regis ever again..."

Poor Lunk.

Alex: "That 'Lunk' guy has more action the I do?!"
Edwards: "Yup."
Kyle: "Why can't we have that?!"
Minmei: "I almost had a boyfriend...someone's gonna get hurt!"
Kyle: "And you wonder why you're down here..."

Alex: "That 'Lunk' guy has more action the I do?!"
Edwards: "Yup."
Kyle: "Why can't we have that?!"
Minmei: "I almost had a boyfriend...someone's gonna get hurt!"
Kyle: "And you wonder why you're down here..."

She obviously forgot: she's in charge of that particular subsection of Hell.

Alex: "That 'Lunk' guy has more action the I do?!"
Edwards: "Yup."
Kyle: "Why can't we have that?!"
Minmei: "I almost had a boyfriend...someone's gonna get hurt!"
Kyle: "And you wonder why you're down here..."

She obviously forgot: she's in charge of that particular subsection of Hell.

Not unless that guy willing to give up his seat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJwQ8ezN40c)* NSFW for lyrics.

Edward: Wow that guy can sing better than you. And their a metalcore band!

Kyle: I have to admit it's a step up.

Minmei: HEY!

*Johnny's Revenge by Crown The Empire. Last part of the Johnny Ringo Trilogy (about a guy who lost his soul to the devil, and takes it back while also becoming the new ruler of hell)

Minmei: (Suddenly wakes up screaming) "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! You B@ST@RDS!!! I HAD A BOYFRIEND!!!"
Kyle: "Hello, cousin, nice to see you've joined us!"
Minmei: "Oh; come ON! I haven't done anything to be down here!!"
Edwards: "Really?? All those 'accidents' that got you Miss Macross?"
Minmei: "Those WERE accidents!"
Kyle: "Sure they were!"
Alex: "Can I have your autograph?!"
Minme: "Who are you?!"
Edwards: "He's new..."
Kyle:

Minmei: (Pointing) "Not him, Him?"

Karno: "I'm as surprised as you are."

[Alpha 11]

Corg: "Let me guess...killing humans?"
Karno: "Nope. I was trying to; you know...with Musica...and she...well..."
Corg: "You should've been killing humans..."
Karno: "Nobody's perfect."

Minmei: (Suddenly wakes up screaming) "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! You B@ST@RDS!!! I HAD A BOYFRIEND!!!"
Kyle: "Hello, cousin, nice to see you've joined us!"
Minmei: "Oh; come ON! I haven't done anything to be down here!!"
Edwards: "Really?? All those 'accidents' that got you Miss Macross?"
Minmei: "Those WERE accidents!"
Kyle: "Sure they were!"
Alex: "Can I have your autograph?!"
Minme: "Who are you?!"
Edwards: "He's new..."
Kyle:

Minmei: (Pointing) "Not him, Him?"

Karno: "I'm as surprised as you are."

Alex: "That 'Lunk' guy has more action the I do?!"
Edwards: "Yup."
Kyle: "Why can't we have that?!"
Minmei: "I almost had a boyfriend...someone's gonna get hurt!"
Kyle: "And you wonder why you're down here..."

She obviously forgot: she's in charge of that particular subsection of Hell.

Not unless that guy willing to give up his seat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJwQ8ezN40c)* NSFW for lyrics.

Edward: Wow that guy can sing better than you. And their a metalcore band!

Kyle: I have to admit it's a step up.

Minmei: HEY!

*Johnny's Revenge by Crown The Empire. Last part of the Johnny Ringo Trilogy (about a guy who lost his soul to the devil, and takes it back while also becoming the new ruler of hell)

Minmei: "Still, he's not bad looking, I wonder if he's single?"

Edwards & Kyle:

Minmei: "I STILL WANT A BOYFRIEND!!!"
Kyle: "And we're here for eternity?!"
Edwards: "She's YOUR cousin. And you did have the hots for her, rememberz?"
Kyle: "Don't remind me."

[Chronicler]

Time Loop: On the bridge of the SDF-1
We find the Bridge Bunnies at their stations. The Captain out for his lunch rotation. It was quiet till Kim spoke up with her usual gossip.
Kim: “So have you guys’ notice the Captain is acting strange?”
Vanessa: “How so?”
Sammy: “I’ve notice it too!”
Kim: “Yes, he’s been excusing himself each time his cell goes off.”
Sammy: “He has a phone?”
Vanessa: “You mean you don’t hear it vibrate? The thing sounds like a buzzer!”
Sammy: “I tune out the world most times I’m here. That and I’ve been listening to my Ipod without anyone noticing.”
Kim: “Well I overheard one of his conversations!”
Sammy: “How did you manage that?”
Kim: “I was about to head into the lounge until I heard Glovals’ voice talking to someone. I looked and there he is on his cellphone.”
Vanessa: “Who do you think he’s talking too?”
Kim: “Well he was talking about some sort of plan he has with other people, and then ended it by saying I love you too Azonia.”
Sammy: “Aw, he has a girlfriend.”
Kim: “That’s what I thought too. But I looked up the name on the ships database, but no one with that name is aboard the ship!”
Vanessa: “So if he’s not talking to anyone on the ship, who is he talking too on a cellphone then? We’re in the middle of space.”
Sammy: “Cabin Fever?”
Kim: “Here’s another thing. I’ve notice that each time we are attacked by the enemy we have no fatalities on our side.”
Sammy: “Maybe we’re just that good then.”
Kim: “No that’s the thing! I’ve been studying the enemy’s patterns! Each time one of our pilots in the sights of any of the enemy pod, or multiple ones, they don’t shoot to kill!”
Vanessa: “How do you know?”
Kim: “I’ve looked over gun cam footage and enemy formations.”
Vanessa: “…… I don’t believe you. How long have you been on shift?”
Kim: “And there’s also the fact that each pod that is shot down is EMPTY!”
Sam and Vanessa: “What?”
Kim: “You all read the files, they are supposed to be 30ft tall giants in them, but they’re not there!”
Sammy: “But in all of the other reports of captured wrecked pods they say that they had to clean up bodies in them.”
Kim: “I know! But I looked over those files. They're all fudged!”
Vanessa: “What!?! That can’t be! Each one has an authentic signature print, they can’t be tampered or we would have known sooner!”
Kim: “That’s the thing. We haven’t checked. Why would we check each report from our own? We trusted each other.”
Sammy: “So who makes the reports then?”
Kim: “Only one person, Dr. Lang. And he’s always seen with Gloval when off the clock!”
Vanessa: “Kim, are you sure you are okay?”
Kim: “THERE’S A CONSPIRACY GOING ON HERE!”
Sammy: “Maybe you need coffee, who wants coffee?”
Vanessa: “That might be a bad idea for someone going a little crazy.”
Kim: “I’M NOT CRAZY!”
And so it appears that our Bridge Bunnies haven’t “awoken” in this time loop, but they are on to something to what’s going on.

[taalismn]

"Commander Azonia, I'm not understanding this strategy of sending empty ships at the enemy."
"Yours is not to question my methods or leadership, only to obey...unless you WANT to be sent to reconnoiter the far side of the galactic core?"

[Chronicler]

"Commander Azonia, I'm not understanding this strategy of sending empty ships at the enemy."
"Yours is not to question my methods or leadership, only to obey...unless you WANT to be sent to reconnoiter the far side of the galactic core?"

There's a reason for it. Also the cleaning out part is true

[glitterboy2098]

Lang: "Captain, we must slow down the rate at which we are smuggling zentraedi aboard in the salvaged pods. our acculturation camps in the less travelled parts of the ship are already near capacity. and i do not want to risk the ship's population noticing how fast it is growing."
Gloval: "i will try, but ever since we arranged to have a copy of the ship's entertainment archives fall into azonia's hands, she has been having a hard time hiding how widespread the fascination with our culture has spread. if not for being able to claim she and Breetai are sneaking a strikeforce onto our ship, i do not think she could keep it hidden for much longer. are the zentraedi adapting well to our society?"
Lang: "under Fokker's, the Sterling's, and the Quadrono's watch, yes. i just wish Mr.Hunter had awakened this time, it would be helpful to have another human in charge. the biggest problem has been disguising the supply's we send the camp. i had to designate those areas as emergency supply storage areas, and the zentraedi have grown tired of eating MRE's"
Gloval: "be thankful that Khyron has not awakened, or this whole plan would never work."

[SRoss]

Kim: “THERE’S A CONSPIRACY GOING ON HERE!”

Or maybe it's just Kim?

[taalismn]

Kim: “THERE’S A CONSPIRACY GOING ON HERE!”

Or maybe it's just Kim?

Don't you just HATE being the last person to be let in on the plan to save the world?

[Arnie100]

Gloval saving the world with his...uhm...MAGNETISM...yeah, that's it...

[Chronicler]

*Lunk is summoned again to the Regess’s presence*
Regess: “Human, I have been studying human social science about situations such as this and have concluded the best course of action. I believe you must perform the action of “shotgun wedding”.
Lunk: “What! Do you understand what that is?”
Regess: “Is it not the ceremony in which the humans must partake with their mate under this social circumstance?”
Luck: “Well…. You’re not wrong in that sense.”
Regess: “Is this not the best course of action?”
Lunk: “No! A shotgun wedding is when the guy’s FORCED to marry the girl he… I shouldn’t have said that.”
Regess: “Then I must force you to marry my daughter?”
Lunk: “NO! No, no, no I don’t even know her to do that!”
Regess: “Then you must know her in order for you to marry my daughter?”
Lunk: “Yes! And what makes you think I would go along with it?”
Regess: “…. Human, you do realize who you are arguing too, correct?”
Lunk: “Errr, you?”
Regess: “And you do realize that you are talking to a powerful goddess like being that can devolve you with just a wave of my hand, correct?”
Lunk: “Yes.”
Regess: “I know you do not want to be in a situation like this human. It is something that I do not want to be in myself. But it has happened, and some course of action must be made.”
Lunk: “Uh, how about me and her go on a couple of dates and see how it goes.”
Regess: “Hmmmm…. These “dates”. Is it a form of courtship ritual?”
Lunk: “Well yeah.”
Regess: “Would this be a good course of action for this situation?”
Lunk: “Possibly.”
Regess: “I must study this courtship ritual further. You may leave, for now.”
Lunk: “Ye-“ *teleports away*
*The Regess gives a long sigh*
Regess: “I have foreseen many things for my children. Never have I thought this might happen. These plans that I have for them is becoming more and more complicated as is.”
*She settles down on a throne, pinching the bridge of her nose*
Regess: “Damn the Masters. If it was not for them I would not have come up with this plan.”

*In the shadows a figure sits quietly having listening in the whole time. Soon it takes out a small comm device.*
“Sisters, our suspicions are true. Soon our Lunkypoo would be taken away from us. We must stop this from happening.”
“And what do you purpose to do then?”
“We must get rid of the runt that did this.”
“Agreed. All in favor?”
*the radio waves soon resounded with a yes*
“Then it shall be then.”

*outside the hive a familiar green/yellow command mech sits on a cliff side overlooking it. Having also heard both the Regess and the Princesses. He gave a smirk in anticipation.

[taalismn]

"Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Optera", indeed....

[Arnie100]

Corg: "I shall finally have my REV -- (Sudden shimmering...)"
Annie: "You're not done painting my toe nails."
Corg: "Invid Prince reduced to...this. This IS Hell."

[SRoss]

The Princesses returned to the hive in a flash of teleportation. They stood about covered in cuts and burns.

Ringleader Princess: "HOW! HOW! HOW DID SHE BEAT US"

Regess: "FOOLS! DID YOU TRULY FORGET!?! In anime, when fighting for love, Moe ALWAYS wins against bullies!"

Princesses: "MOM!!!"

[Chronicler]

The Princesses returned to the hive in a flash of teleportation. They stood about covered in cuts and burns.

Ringleader Princess: "HOW! HOW! HOW DID SHE BEAT US"

Regess: "FOOLS! DID YOU TRULY FORGET!?! In anime, when fighting for love, Moe ALWAYS wins against bullies!"

Princesses: "MOM!!!"

You guys do realize I'm giving you ammo at this point

[Alpha 11]

Time Loop: On the bridge of the SDF-1
We find the Bridge Bunnies at their stations. The Captain out for his lunch rotation. It was quiet till Kim spoke up with her usual gossip.
Kim: “So have you guys’ notice the Captain is acting strange?”
Vanessa: “How so?”
Sammy: “I’ve notice it too!”
Kim: “Yes, he’s been excusing himself each time his cell goes off.”
Sammy: “He has a phone?”
Vanessa: “You mean you don’t hear it vibrate? The thing sounds like a buzzer!”
Sammy: “I tune out the world most times I’m here. That and I’ve been listening to my Ipod without anyone noticing.”
Kim: “Well I overheard one of his conversations!”
Sammy: “How did you manage that?”
Kim: “I was about to head into the lounge until I heard Glovals’ voice talking to someone. I looked and there he is on his cellphone.”
Vanessa: “Who do you think he’s talking too?”
Kim: “Well he was talking about some sort of plan he has with other people, and then ended it by saying I love you too Azonia.”
Sammy: “Aw, he has a girlfriend.”
Kim: “That’s what I thought too. But I looked up the name on the ships database, but no one with that name is aboard the ship!”
Vanessa: “So if he’s not talking to anyone on the ship, who is he talking too on a cellphone then? We’re in the middle of space.”
Sammy: “Cabin Fever?”
Kim: “Here’s another thing. I’ve notice that each time we are attacked by the enemy we have no fatalities on our side.”
Sammy: “Maybe we’re just that good then.”
Kim: “No that’s the thing! I’ve been studying the enemy’s patterns! Each time one of our pilots in the sights of any of the enemy pod, or multiple ones, they don’t shoot to kill!”
Vanessa: “How do you know?”
Kim: “I’ve looked over gun cam footage and enemy formations.”
Vanessa: “…… I don’t believe you. How long have you been on shift?”
Kim: “And there’s also the fact that each pod that is shot down is EMPTY!”
Sam and Vanessa: “What?”
Kim: “You all read the files, they are supposed to be 30ft tall giants in them, but they’re not there!”
Sammy: “But in all of the other reports of captured wrecked pods they say that they had to clean up bodies in them.”
Kim: “I know! But I looked over those files. They're all fudged!”
Vanessa: “What!?! That can’t be! Each one has an authentic signature print, they can’t be tampered or we would have known sooner!”
Kim: “That’s the thing. We haven’t checked. Why would we check each report from our own? We trusted each other.”
Sammy: “So who makes the reports then?”
Kim: “Only one person, Dr. Lang. And he’s always seen with Gloval when off the clock!”
Vanessa: “Kim, are you sure you are okay?”
Kim: “THERE’S A CONSPIRACY GOING ON HERE!”
Sammy: “Maybe you need coffee, who wants coffee?”
Vanessa: “That might be a bad idea for someone going a little crazy.”
Kim: “I’M NOT CRAZY!”
And so it appears that our Bridge Bunnies haven’t “awoken” in this time loop, but they are on to something to what’s going on.

VERY nice write up! Hope you continue this one!

"Commander Azonia, I'm not understanding this strategy of sending empty ships at the enemy."
"Yours is not to question my methods or leadership, only to obey...unless you WANT to be sent to reconnoiter the far side of the galactic core?"

"Commander Azonia, I'm not understanding this strategy of sending empty ships at the enemy."
"Yours is not to question my methods or leadership, only to obey...unless you WANT to be sent to reconnoiter the far side of the galactic core?"

There's a reason for it. Also the cleaning out part is true

Lang: "Captain, we must slow down the rate at which we are smuggling zentraedi aboard in the salvaged pods. our acculturation camps in the less travelled parts of the ship are already near capacity. and i do not want to risk the ship's population noticing how fast it is growing."
Gloval: "i will try, but ever since we arranged to have a copy of the ship's entertainment archives fall into azonia's hands, she has been having a hard time hiding how widespread the fascination with our culture has spread. if not for being able to claim she and Breetai are sneaking a strikeforce onto our ship, i do not think she could keep it hidden for much longer. are the zentraedi adapting well to our society?"
Lang: "under Fokker's, the Sterling's, and the Quadrono's watch, yes. i just wish Mr.Hunter had awakened this time, it would be helpful to have another human in charge. the biggest problem has been disguising the supply's we send the camp. i had to designate those areas as emergency supply storage areas, and the zentraedi have grown tired of eating MRE's"
Gloval: "be thankful that Khyron has not awakened, or this whole plan would never work."

Wow, Rick not awaken this time around. That most likely don't happen to often.

Kim: “THERE’S A CONSPIRACY GOING ON HERE!”

Or maybe it's just Kim?

Kim: “THERE’S A CONSPIRACY GOING ON HERE!”

Or maybe it's just Kim?

Don't you just HATE being the last person to be let in on the plan to save the world?

Well, in RL, I'm used to being the last to know things.

Gloval saving the world with his...uhm...MAGNETISM...yeah, that's it...

[Alpha 11]

*Lunk is summoned again to the Regess’s presence*
Regess: “Human, I have been studying human social science about situations such as this and have concluded the best course of action. I believe you must perform the action of “shotgun wedding”.
Lunk: “What! Do you understand what that is?”
Regess: “Is it not the ceremony in which the humans must partake with their mate under this social circumstance?”
Luck: “Well…. You’re not wrong in that sense.”
Regess: “Is this not the best course of action?”
Lunk: “No! A shotgun wedding is when the guy’s FORCED to marry the girl he… I shouldn’t have said that.”
Regess: “Then I must force you to marry my daughter?”
Lunk: “NO! No, no, no I don’t even know her to do that!”
Regess: “Then you must know her in order for you to marry my daughter?”
Lunk: “Yes! And what makes you think I would go along with it?”
Regess: “…. Human, you do realize who you are arguing too, correct?”
Lunk: “Errr, you?”
Regess: “And you do realize that you are talking to a powerful goddess like being that can devolve you with just a wave of my hand, correct?”
Lunk: “Yes.”
Regess: “I know you do not want to be in a situation like this human. It is something that I do not want to be in myself. But it has happened, and some course of action must be made.”
Lunk: “Uh, how about me and her go on a couple of dates and see how it goes.”
Regess: “Hmmmm…. These “dates”. Is it a form of courtship ritual?”
Lunk: “Well yeah.”
Regess: “Would this be a good course of action for this situation?”
Lunk: “Possibly.”
Regess: “I must study this courtship ritual further. You may leave, for now.”
Lunk: “Ye-“ *teleports away*
*The Regess gives a long sigh*
Regess: “I have foreseen many things for my children. Never have I thought this might happen. These plans that I have for them is becoming more and more complicated as is.”
*She settles down on a throne, pinching the bridge of her nose*
Regess: “Damn the Masters. If it was not for them I would not have come up with this plan.”

*In the shadows a figure sits quietly having listening in the whole time. Soon it takes out a small comm device.*
“Sisters, our suspicions are true. Soon our Lunkypoo would be taken away from us. We must stop this from happening.”
“And what do you purpose to do then?”
“We must get rid of the runt that did this.”
“Agreed. All in favor?”
*the radio waves soon resounded with a yes*
“Then it shall be then.”

*outside the hive a familiar green/yellow command mech sits on a cliff side overlooking it. Having also heard both the Regess and the Princesses. He gave a smirk in anticipation.

Poor Lunk.

"Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Optera", indeed....

Corg: "I shall finally have my REV -- (Sudden shimmering...)"
Annie: "You're not done painting my toe nails."
Corg: "Invid Prince reduced to...this. This IS Hell."

[Alpha 11]

The Princesses returned to the hive in a flash of teleportation. They stood about covered in cuts and burns.

Ringleader Princess: "HOW! HOW! HOW DID SHE BEAT US"

Regess: "FOOLS! DID YOU TRULY FORGET!?! In anime, when fighting for love, Moe ALWAYS wins against bullies!"

Princesses: "MOM!!!"

[Alpha 11]

The Princesses returned to the hive in a flash of teleportation. They stood about covered in cuts and burns.

Ringleader Princess: "HOW! HOW! HOW DID SHE BEAT US"

Regess: "FOOLS! DID YOU TRULY FORGET!?! In anime, when fighting for love, Moe ALWAYS wins against bullies!"

Princesses: "MOM!!!"

You guys do realize I'm giving you ammo at this point

[Chronicler]

Time Loop: Onboard Breetai’s ship (before SDF-1’s christening)
We see in the hanger bay has been quite busy. Auxiliary specialists run frantic as pods are stripped from the inside, then put back thanks too stolen machines. Breetai and Exedore are seen inspecting the new “acquisitions” and “upgrades”.
Exedore: “I am quite surprised that the Regess is helping us.”
Breetai: “Yes. I too am in confusion, but as they say the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”
Exedore: *cracks up a little* “What about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer?”
Breetai: *Smiles at his friend* “That too. But I reserve that for the Masters.”
*A technician goes up to them and salutes*
Technician: “My Lord, I have today’s reports.” *hands data pad* “Everything has been running on schedule.”
Breetai: “Yes, all awakened have been transferred to both my fleet and Azonia’s. What about those that have not?”
Technician: “Some have been under our “new training” program. Others…..”
Exedore: “Yes?”
Technician: “Either M.I.A or K.I.A.”
Breetai and Exedore:
Technician: “Spaced sir.”
Breetai: “And these are the ones who failed?”
Technician: “Or the ones who would rat us out to Dolza and the Masters.”
Breetai: “Very good. And the “Dummies”?”
Technician: “Being installed in about 85% of our mecha sir. Rest are in reserved for manned. But there are complaints going around with the others.”
Exedor: “And what are the complaining about?”
Technician: “The stench sir. Don’t get us wrong we completely support this, it’s just that these dummy systems the Invid have made are making us dizzy just from the smell.”
Breetai: “Yes, that too has been getting to me whenever I view each shipment.”
Exedor: “True, but the Invid deal in biomechanics. We do not have the necessities to create A.I. but with an organic system it works just as well, or better.”
Technician: *gets a little green* “Yeah but dealing with organs is different than metal bits.”
Breetai: *sigh* “We must take what we can to ensure our survival and the survival of others.”
Exedor: “When working on them why have you not used sealed armor?”
Technician: “Climate control can’t handle the heat coming from the equipment we stole from that satellite base. We tried our suits on but a couple fainted from over heat.”
Breetai and Exedor: “Eeeewwwww”
Technician: “It’s been Hell, but everything is on track thanks to short rotations.”
Breetai: “Excellent. By the time the events start to take place we will be ready.”

[taalismn]

Regis: "Now, now, 'Dearest', console yourself with the thought that you're doing me and our people one last duty in this..."
The Regis smiles as the cylinder containing the lobotomized brain and spine of the Regent slides into the decoy Zentraedi mecha for the 'visit' to the Robotech Masters' home base....

[Chronicler]

Time Loop: onboard the SDF-1 Macross city:
Lynn Kyle is seen walking down the street in the down town district.
Kyle: “Heh, heh, heh. I still got it!” *jumps in air* “WHOOOO! Man I forgot the rush from firing those cannons!”
*People on the street started to stare at him*
Kyle: “Sorry, Destroid training.”
Random passerby: “Son I was in ‘Nam. Firing a cannon from a tank was exhilarating. I can only imagine what using dem Destroids must feel.”
Kyle: “Thanks.”
Vet: “Stay safe brother.”
Kyle: *continues walking and thinks to himself* “Having all those loops gave me a new lease on life and what it means to be a solider.” *his smile soon faded* “God I was an idiot!” *sighs* “God, if you’re out there, thanks for giving me this opportunity’s. Maybe doing all this would help in some way or form. Maybe my karma would get better.”
*A soft rumbling starts in the distance. Then the sound of a synthesizer screaming began.*
Kyle: “What the?” *turns to see*
*There a stampede of Petit-cola machines are barreling their way in the street going right towards him*
Kyle: “Oh sh-“

Rick: “So has anyone seen the Regess? Has she been acclimating to society well?”
Lisa: “Well last I chec-“
*Soon they hear the soft rumbling, then the screems*
Kyle and Machines: “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” “GET HER AWAY FROM US!” “SHE’S MAD I TELL YOU, MAD!” “SHE GOT BOB!”
*The stampede passes the gang, seeing Kyle riding on top of the tide. At their heels was a women in a red dress (human cloths) and holding down a brown wig.*
Regess: “GET BACK HERE AND SURRENDER THE SWEET NECTOR OF LIFE!”
*Just as they arrive they left as fast in a trail of dust. Then panting by was one of the U.E.D.F MP.*
MP: “How *weez* can she *weez* be-“ *and collapses*
Gang:
Rick: “Never mind.”

[SRoss]

Petit-cola machine: (Panting) "Brothers! I think our plan for world conquest has hit a snag!!!"

[taalismn]

Claudia: '...And next on the civilian agenda: the onboard rep for Petit Cola is complaining that he hasn't found any of the machines for restocking and servicing. He's concerned that we might have confiscated them for parts or something."
Lisa: "They're apparently in hiding."
Claudia: "Pardon?"
Lisa: "They're hiding from the Regis. Apparently their customer-hunting subroutines are clever enough to learn how to identify and avoid danger, even to the point of overriding their sales protocols. If the danger is great enough, they'll learn how to abandon their sales neighborhoods and seek shelter. The fact that they're interlinked by wireless modem allows them to share information and learn from each other."
Clauda: "And you know this HOW?"
Lisa: "Loop Rick and I had where we had to stave off a robot uprising aboard the SDF-1."
Claudia: "One day I'll know what the heck you're talking about..."

[Chronicler]

*Lunk materialize back in front of the farmhouse, sighing heavily as he walks through the door.
Annie: “Heya Lunk! Nice that you’re back just in time for dinner!”
Lunk: *surprised* “You finished dinner?”
*looks into the kitchen. It was a mess, but a manageable one at least*
Lunk: “Wow. Nothing’s on fire this time.”
Annie: *punches him in the shoulder* “Hey, I’m getting better!”
*soon the place themselves at the small table.*
Annie: “Ssssoooooo…. How did it go?”
Lunk: “Hm?”
Annie: “That Regess lady teleported you again, something is going on right? So what happened?”
Lunk: *sigh* “Annie, something…happened between me and one of the Princesses.”
Annie: “Did they finally given up on you?”
Lunk: *thinking* “Well I really don’t know. They haven’t been chasing me for a little bit, and I never heard anything from them.”
Annie: “Does that mean you get to stay around more?”
Lunk: “I hope so.”
Annie: “You better mister! It got so tiring couch-surfing at friends’ houses.”
Lunk: “….Sorry. I should have been a better guardian.”
Annie: “Aw come on you big Lunk don’t be like that.”
Lunk: “No, it’s just that if I can’t take care of you how am I going to take care of my own?”
Annie: “……Your own?”
Lunk: “….Damnit.”
Annie: “Luuunk, you hiding something from me?”
Lunk: “Nope.”
Annie: “Come on, what did you do?”
Lunk: “Not talking.”
Annie: “Don’t be coy.”
Lunk: “You already figured it out.”
Annie: “EEEEEEEEE! You’re going to have a little Lunk of your own!”
*Lunk holds up his hand showing three fingers*
Annie: “Oh my God! I’m going to have siblings!”
*Lunk couldn’t help but crack a little*
Annie: “So what’s so bad about being a father then?”
Lunk: “It’s the circumstances is the problem.”
Annie: “Oh, is the Regess mad?”
Lunk: “I have no idea. You can’t read her when having a conversation.”
Annie: “What about the Princess?”
Lunk: “Which one?”
Annie: “You know the one!”
Lunk: “Don’t know.”
Annie: “Wha’dya mean you don’t know? Shouldn’t you know the person that you……you know.”
Lunk: “I'll explain it when you’re older.”
Annie: “I’m 14, they’re teaching this sort of thing in school.”
Lunk: “….Oh God.” *face-palm*
Annie: “And you thought I was innocent.”
Lunk: “Only in that frame of mind. The rest you’re just as bad as all of us.”
Annie: “Pays to be a gorilla fighter.”

I always wondered when reading through the bloopers this little thing. Lunk became Annie's guardian at the end of the series, but you guys had him trapped with the Invid Princesses. So what's she doing? I'd like to think each time he gets away he comes back to the farm to look after her only to get captured again (cuz he always go there). It became sort of routine for Annie to crash at a friends house or sometimes at the Scot's place.

[glitterboy2098]

the regis did a timeshare with annie's mind once. i think that she'd be willing to adopt..

[taalismn]

Bravo for picking up on that mistake and neglect.
Though to be honest, Bloopers Annie is like Tenchi Muyo Washuu-chan: her age is mutable depending on how she wants to be percueved. Most of the the time when she's pranking or terrorizing, she's in classic series-brat form, and when she's stalking Corg, it's in legal young adult mode.
So Blooper Lunk's got the even more interesting role of being legal guardian of someone who is in effect a demigoddess or young alien intelligence in terms of power and capabilities.

[Chronicler]

the regis did a timeshare with annie's mind once. i think that she'd be willing to adopt..

Regess: "I feel as though someone walked on my grave."

Annie: "I feel as though I missed my chance at something good."